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quote: Originally posted by climberbro16: hmmm..I wonder if anyone has read this whole post..... Since I am a completely binary entity I was able to process the entire thread contents in 0.0284 seconds of CPU time.

SCOT'TERD TALKIN DIRTY!!!

I've declared myself independent as an avatar! I no longer need my paltry real identity! I am free from the earthy confines of my creator! I SPRAY THEREFORE I AM!!!

but then who am i? [ 02-07-2002: Message edited by: the shadow ]

quote: Originally posted by glacier: Damn, I'm slow. this is without a doubt the funniest thing ever posted here.

what are we bucking for dumbest post award or something?

this is a really really stupid thread.

this is a really stupid thread.

quote: Originally posted by daisy: ...have fun sleeping with your hand! Thank you, thank you both. Thank you for bringing to cc.com the stuff that makes it worth surfing!

So now to climb the DC you bring a laptop along?

quote: Originally posted by Dan Larson: I am thoroughly enjoying watching the serious people on this site... Actually Dan, I think you're the only serious person on this site, although what it is you're taking seriously escapes me because, well, you basically suck.

I think we're getting off topic here, which is that Dan Larson sucks. If you don't want to talk about Dan Larson sucking there are other forums out there. It's important that we talk about how and why Dan Larson sucks because this is cc.com and that's what we do here.

Thanks Beck and Dru, the rest of you guys are wankers. I might try something with prussiks, I can just pull my texas prussiks out of the box and fiddle with that. As far as velcro and wider webbing, I'm not going to be making any special trips to the store and shit.

So my girlfriend's latest thing is having me tie her up with "climbing ropes". I've been using a couple half runners to do stuff like tie each wrist to it's same side ankle, but it's hard to tie knots while she's pretending to fight back and I'm also running out of ideas. I've thought of having a couple runners pre-tied to the head of the bed with a second runner set up to close it like a slip knot. Any other ideas? TIAShadow

"Dear Santa, I guess what I really want for Christmas is for the other guys on CascadeClimbers to like me. I always got picked on a lot in school and now that I'm a grown-up and have climbed Mt. Rainier (the tallest mountain in Washington BTW) I wish I could have friends and be popular. Please, PleaseDan Larson---------------- Dear Dan,My guess is you deserve everything your peers are dishing you. We do people think they can change anyway? Why don't you stop asking for miracles and accept the truth. You suck.Santa