"As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man
to see a naked woman who is not his wife.
So, this Saturday at 2:00 p.m. Eastern time all
North American women are asked to walk out of their
house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended
for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs
in front of their house to prove they think it's okay
to see other women nude and to show support for
their fellow sisters.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol,
a cold six-pack at your side is further proof
of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts
to root out terrorists and applauds your participation.
God bless America!!
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON..."