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  1. or we could computer generate you like Jar Jar Binks
  2. quote: Originally posted by highclimb: CULKIN? hell no. better come up with something better than that!!! Aidan how about the guy who plays mini-me?
  3. Climb Chuckanut Sandstone and for a limited time only, take your favorite holds home with you!
  4. quote: Originally posted by trask: quote:Originally posted by Dru: you mean a z+c hehehe, y when did you decide that route was rated 5.2 A0?[/QB] when i forgot my tibloc!
  5. quote: Originally posted by trask: Pssst... the reason Dru is picking on me today is because I let it leak that his partners regularly haul him up on a Z-pully. you mean a z+c
  6. quote: Originally posted by Greg W: quote:Originally posted by Dru: CLINT EASTWOOD as FRED BECKEY "What?" I was thinking Yoda from Star Wars. "A lightsaber was used for safety"
  7. Mt Alberta looks like fun
  8. These slow-moving, soft-bodied creatures have two lines of defense. First, when trasks are harassed, they discharge a purple ink. If you pick one up, you'll readily experience this defense mechanism. The ink is thought to confuse or deter predators and prevent further attack. The second line of defense is a pearly, slimy substance that is discharged when trasks are more seriously threatened. This substance has been known to paralyze some would-be predators and inhibit the feeding response of others. Like rabbits, trasks are pretty much harmless creatures that are interesting to watch but best left alone
  9. CLINT EASTWOOD as FRED BECKEY "What?"
  10. Crocodile Hunter Jr.
  11. More actors Pat McKenna as Scot'teryx Michael Moore as Winter Rush Limbaugh as Fairweather Mel Gibson as Retrosaurus Owen Wilson as Erik Charlton Heston as MtnGoat Woody Harrelson as AlpineK and who is Pat Mckenna you ask?
  12. You can buy it at MEC on your way home from Squamish.
  13. THE SCENE: Muir Hut on Saturday night <sfx of raging storm> DARKNESS. The hut is occupied only by a few hardmen sitting around a MSR Whisperlite. One of them is drinking WHISKY from a large bottle. ALPINEMORRIS: You guys wanna "nip"? OTHER HARDMAN: Meow! ALPINEMORRIS rolls a fat blunt. HUT DOOR OPENS <sfx of creaking door> SCOTT'TERYX ENTERS. Loaded down with heavy pack full of digital cameras, diamox, wands, 3000m of fixed rope and guidebook. SCOT'TERYX: Sure is a rough night huh. I was dying out there. I climbed Mt Si on Tuesday. Say, I saw someone climbing Liberty Ridge today. The guidebook says: "Many try this technical slog but few succeed." (sniffs) Hey what's that smell.... ALPINE MORRIS: Catnip. Wanna toke? SCOT'TERYX: EEK! What about the COUGARS? ...
  14. dont need any more horsecock but thanks for the suggestion. Col. Sanders mind you licking your fingers like that afer you've been with his birds?
  15. Dru

    Tetons

    can you make your avatar picture disappear too?
  16. what about a tyrolean traverse?
  17. trask bringing new literalness to the term "henpecked husband"
  18. quote: Originally posted by iain: This about sums it up: You know that looks like the cougar that chased Scott'teryx!
  19. quote: Originally posted by sk: or perhaps a gigantic bag o' "cat nip" Does AlpineMorris take that to Muir Hut?
  20. quote: Originally posted by greghinemeyer: quote:Originally posted by trask: truly a bummer if drinking with a male friend truly a bummer for the girl if she is drinking with you trask, how do you get a rubber dolly to drink? er... I mean...hen I guess Bukbukbukbukaw! [ 08-30-2002, 02:23 PM: Message edited by: Dru ]
  21. Frisky Feast Snafflehound flavour?
  22. trask offers you a beer then says..."Wait a sec, the rohypnol is in this one!"
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