Dru

SNFL

Oh yeah, and Steely Dan. Steely Dan sucks.

Whiners. Nothing worse than whiners, especially ones who post about petty irritations on message boards.

sounds like a risk-taking behaviour

Stretch Hummers

Tell it to Letterman.

"This place is going to be the next Boulder" - a friend visiting Bend in 1992.

I bet that if you had a hemmerhoid right now you'd be hating that more than leaf blowers.

Nobody is ever Sensing. (except b-rock )

It's a cc.com oldskool thing. If you were around before Beck was banned you'd know all about it

I wondered when Teddy Ruxpin was going to show up.

Of all the things there are to hate it's the little ones that really grate

Make that 8 basic personality types cause everyone is xNxx.

This is probably fake, but...

Apparently the UFOs stop at the Canadian border. Must be our border guards doing their job.

http://www.kisa.ca/personality/ This one says ENTP

So when you come back from a roadtrip not only is your PM Inbox full of silly PMs from olyclimber like "Hey Dru, what colour of rope do I need for Squamish" but your email inbox is also full of automatically generated spam telling you that you have a bunch of fluff PMs. Sounds like a great idea

Reminds me of the (probably false)story about a certain Valley hardman wearing adult diapers on one of his first ascents because the aid was so scary he expected to shit his pants on a couple of the pitches.

Is that anything like Chaotic Neutral?

there's 5.13 gneiss routes....at skaha

Gym climbing is human hamster wheel.

C'mon dude, they were Polish. The truly incredible thing is that they didn't settle down in Tibet with a herd of sheep

Worst slideshows EVER: 1) Brian Pegg ("Mr. Sleazy" on cc.com) at the Baldwin/Cooper climb 40th anniversary party at the Brew Pub. Holy crap did he ever drone on - reading out a prepared text - 15 minutes a slide - cleared out the whole place. People were walking out in droves unless they had been stupefied to the point of insensibility. 2) Lisa Gnade at VIMFF. OMFG the archetypal random slideshow with no coherent storyline, delivered in a toneless drawl "Oh, that's my husband - he's climbing a crack. {Next slide] I think this is Nepal? [Next slide] Susie has the nicest pony."

The NEW SMITH GUIDE will be formally released at the Tuft Love Party this Saturday night. CC.commers will get a special deal!

...and see the Yeti. Apparently some people regard the whole story as dubious. Facts are hard to verify. Still a great read though.