Dru

Inane in the membrane

"Leaves Abbotsford at 7:30"? Traffic must be bad or my passenger got lost. knotzen: drive East from Smith until you go past Lone Pine. In another few miles look for a FS Rec Site and huge bonfire off to your left.

Hmm, revise that to "leaves Abbotsford at 7" I guess this way I mis Seattle rush hour anyhow.

But it's still so ass. Dru apparently doesn't remember his thread about posing that question to us all. I remember getting lost in the Yakima ghetto for 45 minutes while looking for a Starbucks... I think Fern and I did a time trial once where she left Smith and came over Hood and up I5 and I left Smith and came up the 97 and then over Snoq Pass, and I passed her in Everett... I can't remember who left Smith first though. Or who stopped to do what along the way. It makes me think the inside passage is faster than I5 though. Also i always seem to get lost driving from Portland to Gresham. WTF? There is like one superhighway that suddenly turns into a dirt road, I swear.

Supertaco gossip!

The Asslands of Oregon.

Yeah but it's nicer scenery for driving than Centralia, Olympia and Kalama.

There was a longer story thread that Will Strickland started that first introduced Teddy.

Can you get gas money from your parrot, E?

I guess it depends if I go I-5 to Portland or over Snoq Pass and down via Crackima and Shaniko too.

A car leaves Abbotsford at 6:30 and travels south at 120 km/h. What time does it reach Skull Hollow?

it reminds me of a sack full of puppies

You won't be able to hear it over the Counting Crows!

did you ask him if that thumb position also applies to masturbation? maybe belaying isn't the only thing you've been doing wrong. If I masturbate with my thumb AWAY from the base of my penis, how the hell am I supposed to wrap my hand around it? It's not comfortable to make a ring with your PINKY and your thumb!!! SHeesh. I suppose you do EVERYTHING underhanded huh? can you see your knuckles or not?

did you ask him if that thumb position also applies to masturbation? maybe belaying isn't the only thing you've been doing wrong.

eat a you

SNFL

Oh yeah, and Steely Dan. Steely Dan sucks.

Whiners. Nothing worse than whiners, especially ones who post about petty irritations on message boards.

sounds like a risk-taking behaviour

Stretch Hummers

Tell it to Letterman.

"This place is going to be the next Boulder" - a friend visiting Bend in 1992.

I bet that if you had a hemmerhoid right now you'd be hating that more than leaf blowers.