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Found: on pagetop

A bold crew of Basic Mountaineers With polypro and shorts on their rears Set out for da Toof In a line they did hoof Not knowing the 11th essential is beers

climb the first third of the 60 pitch SE ridge of Asperity

but he's not back or he'd be sprayin

There once was a furry Who entered a website he found With a skip and a hop He jumped up on a pagetop And then on chowed down

Wow The lightning strike just hit close enough that every computer in the office degaussed and some rebooted

All was well with the dowager duchess She was fine in the mad rapist's clutches Till he turned on the light Took a look - took a fright So she hit him with one of her crutches.

This broken down sprayer, Iain Morris Whose antics noticeable bore us Registered two avatars From seperate Internet bars And as iain/imorris, posts as a chorus

Behold ye the dwarfish RuMR Like Gimli, often in ill humor Hasn't the span To climb rocks like a man So he lurks online like a tumor.

This fat kid name cracked His rhymes was wacked Tried to be a sprayer Cause he wasnt no playa And on snacked

politicized dating sites described here http://wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,64175,00.html?tw=wn_story_top5

jayb's first one looks like a wolperdinger!

A fatuous airhead named klenke Bagged only minor peaks -rinkydinky Ones having some prominence But not hard or immense - And perpetually smelled rather stinky

i just deleted 178 pm's, if you pm' ed me your email and you wonder why i never email you, that's why.

Robert Rogoz is not a vet but is very familiar with the anatomy of sheep.

There once was a mysterious noddder Who was known as a volcano ploddder Upon reaching a summit He took quite the plummet And slid down the slope like an otter

or you could go up the coast, visit mt. gilbert, klattasine ridge, mt. bute, mt. combatant, etc hell there are unrepeated 30 pitch 5.8s on good ol' judge howay. bush though. the other ones have glaciers.

it was suggested i enter this in my own contest.

where is your moustache? you have the glasses and the hat....

of course you could go climb pacemaker, 35 pitches of 5.10 A1 plus over a thousand feet of third and 4th class scrambling

152? thats like 70 celsius. you can get that range in marble canyon bc: -38c jan 96, +35C july 96

NE butt of slesse is 30 pitches but only 16 of those pitches are 5th class and only about 12 commonly roped up for. on the other hand on the east face of slesse the nav wall, real mcKim and east buttress direct are all 5.10+ and about 15 to 20 pitches long.