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Retrosaurus
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quote:Originally posted by Figger Eight:Go back to practicing those back stretches...maybe one day you'll be able to achieve your life long dream of BLOWING YOURSELF
Dammit finger!
I leave the drapes open for a minute and you're spying on me again. Leave me alone. Respect the restraining order or you'll be roomin' with your buddy Shaft in King Co. Jail again. Quit hounding me.
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quote:Originally posted by Highlander:If your going to do it in a day, you must be one fit muther. IT is just over 10 miles with something like 7,000 ft of elevation gain, then you have to hike out.
Did it a day in '95 with my girlfriend, now wife. I figured if she could pull that off then she could put up with me.
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quote:Originally posted by Figger Eight:quote:What I am though is an enigma, like a Chink, and will always keep you guessingKeeping in mind your limited vocabulary, lower than average reasoning ability and non-existant people skills - you can still keep us guessing without using racist language.
Dennis,You are just lucky that you don't live in Seattle where you have to prove that you are PC to get a driver's license or gain employment.
Figger it out,
It is funny to watch people twitch over something as silly as slang.
Chink this
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Gynecomastia.
Gymnomastia is a similar problem suffered by climbers that spend too much time in a climbing gym. Refer to pp and lambone for specific first hand information.
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quote:Originally posted by Peter Puget:Sadly mitch we continue disagree on this.
You would disagree with God, for the sake of arguement.
quote:Seems like he hit more of a goldmine than he intended..Anyone that was not the product of indescriminant breeding and that has had the love of a father would expect exactly that. Enter "poor Scott." Enter pp/mk. Enter generation-x.
pp, who's your daddy?
quote:Since before the current "offensive" post you already sized him up as a wimpy asshole, how can any of you now complain when your constant harassment of him elicited an "offensive" response?Because I have never harrassed scot'trix. This was unprovoked. All I did was provide the info that he was looking for. The route can be protected with traditional gear and should have not been bolted for the convenience of the inept [i.e. scot'teryx]. Scot'trix and anyone else who cannot protect that route with traditional gear is inept although not necessarily a wimpy asshole.
quote:Relax Mitch Life really isn't so bad.I lack your comfort in the "moral and ethical void."
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quote:Originally posted by Peter Puget:...The comments regarding Retro's son were directed at Retro not his son...
This is total bullshit; it was directed at my son with the intent of injuring me.
quote:...Since before the current "offensive" post you already sized him up as a wimpy asshole, how can any of you now complain when your constant harassment of him elicited an "offensive" response...Because I have never harrassed scot'trix. This was unprovoked. All I did was provide the info that he was looking for. And he was foolish enough to attack the one thing that I value more than life itself. If you want to get fucked up, this is the way.
And why are you not still sulking?
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PP, MK, whatever,
Back from the moral and ethical void to defend the likes of scot'whatever. Why does this not suprise me? It took this long to get your tail out from between your legs and to repair that ENOURMOUS ego. You must change your face more often than your sox. Your position in an argument depends more on who you are argueing against than on what is right and wrong.
For what it is worth, Scott has apologized.
"I have to call BS on the sudden attention to gentleness."
I hope you don't spend much time around children.
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quote:Originally posted by scot'teryx:...After just finally getting into trad (way too late), I did my first trad lead this weekend at Clamshell Cave, and once I got to the top I noticed that the hangers were missing off of the bolts...
A year ago at age four my son was following trad routes at clamshell cave. Not only did he clean the pitches after I led them, he didn't whine about not having enough bolts to clip. You are not just a late bloomer scot'fuk, you are a wussie. You do not have what it takes. Before you insult and belittle children, make sure they are not more man than you are.
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quote:Originally posted by scot'teryx:...maybe he was bleeding from the crotch as well, must have been time to change his panties.
Is scot'teryx a practicing pedophile or does he just fantasize like one?
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He's five years old. And BTW scottie, you just earned an ass whuppin.
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quote:Originally posted by scot'teryx:...Little Bridge Creek Rock "Arete" 5.8Was recently bolted this winter (I was told) because gear looks difficult on that side of the face, and I loved that climb as a sport route, but we went back there this weekend, and all but 2 of the top hangers are gone - and the anchor hangers were in place. It makes sense to me if the original setter thought it was trad, then that's cool, but why leave the top 2 hangers?...
The route can be protected with traditional gear and should have not been bolted for the convenience of the inept [i.e. scot'teryx].
I left the top two bolts because my son got tired and it was time to get him home and read him stories before bedtime. I'll pull the rest of the bolts out when I get time.
Did you notice that the bolts were gone also, or just the hangers? If I had glued the hangers back onto the rock sans bolts would you have merrily clipped them?
SPORT CLIMBERS ARE LEMMINGS
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Ah yes, this is my family and all is as it should be. You guys are beautiful.[sniff,sniff] [bIG HUG]
NOW FUCK OFF!!!
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Come on guys, can't we all just hate each others guts and get on with it?
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quote:Originally posted by Crackbolter:I think Mitch has offended just about every climber that I admire. The cheese stands alone on this one. I always thought that there was a sense of comrodery with all of the crag caretakers. Mitch, are you out to change this philosophy?
You need a hug, or what?
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quote:Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman:Report on Larry the Nut Tool-Gaper car without park pass parked in SCW parking lot for an entire weekend untouched by Larry the Tool. Maybe he took a weekend off.
The strong odor of horsecock scared him off.
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Don't forget public humiliation.
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For Fred, the ladies will bring their own crackers.
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quote:Originally posted by Crackbolter:Did someone let the cat out of the bag?
More like someone let the crap out of the bag.
Now I know just how much his shit stinks.
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Dinosaurs will again rule the earth!!
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quote:Originally posted by Dru:Mitch 4 posts in a row? Dont get worked up4:20is only a few minutes away.
I guess I'm compensating for something. Have to ask MK about what.
He's my new shrink; his advice sucks but, he's cheap and doesn't mind when I ridicule him.
Going camping now. Taking my toys and my tools. Guess where?
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Mr. Kerns, a er Peter, yeah, that's right
, you want my address? You can come on over an' we'll have waffles and discuss things.
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How did you know about the bushes rustling? Harmon doesn't even know I have a window.
Now go away and tie your self in a figger8 and figger f*#k yer sef.