Happy T'giving

[Son_of_Caveman]

To y'all. And remember you hooligans, the hole in the bird is for the stuffing; and that's not spelled dick.

 

[ 11-27-2002, 09:01 AM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ]

[jkrueger]

And to you as well, Mr. SOCM - have a good one! And give my regards to that Trask fellow if you happen to see him around.

 

Try not to slip into a turkey & alcohol induced madness that results in the hatching of some vile plan against DFA! Just stay calm, focus on the cheerleaders, and you should be OK... we hope!

[RobBob]

Not what I expected, but this is interesting:

 

Turkey Sex Strike

[Muir_on_Saturday]

quote:

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Originally posted by RobBob:

Not what I expected, but this is interesting:

 

Turkey Sex Strike

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doing google searches on turkey sex there bob? how about this one - young man's going at trask style:

 

[RobBob]

 

I was actually looking for a joke, but all I could find was the old parrot-turkey fucker one.

[thelawgoddess]

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

 

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.

 

"They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.

 

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon, he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

 

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.