Son_of_Caveman Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 To y'all. And remember you hooligans, the hole in the bird is for the stuffing; and that's not spelled dick. [ 11-27-2002, 09:01 AM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrueger Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 And to you as well, Mr. SOCM - have a good one! And give my regards to that Trask fellow if you happen to see him around. Try not to slip into a turkey & alcohol induced madness that results in the hatching of some vile plan against DFA! Just stay calm, focus on the cheerleaders, and you should be OK... we hope! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 Not what I expected, but this is interesting: Turkey Sex Strike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muir_on_Saturday Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 quote: Originally posted by RobBob: Not what I expected, but this is interesting: Turkey Sex Strike doing google searches on turkey sex there bob? how about this one - young man's going at trask style: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 I was actually looking for a joke, but all I could find was the old parrot-turkey fucker one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted November 27, 2002 Share Posted November 27, 2002 A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon, he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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