Dan_Harris Posted November 21, 2003 Posted November 21, 2003 I don't care about that game. D-III football is where it's at. They have playoffs instead of the BCS BS. This Saturday in McMinnville, OR first round action between the 'Cats and the Dawgs. Linfieldvs. University of Redlands Quote
minx Posted November 21, 2003 Posted November 21, 2003 Rick Neuweasel says take the Cougs minus the points in your office betting. Quote
vegetablebelay Posted November 21, 2003 Author Posted November 21, 2003 A boy comes home from school one day and his Dad asks him "What did you learn at school today, Son?" "We learned the alphabet Dad. Some of the kids could only read up to the letter F, but I read all the way up to Z" Dad says "Do you know why son?" "No, Dad why?" Dad says "Because you're a Husky" The next day the boy comes home from school and his Dad asks him "What did you learn at school today, Son?" "We learned how to count. Some of the kids could only count to 10, but I counted all the way to 100." Dad says "Do you know why, Son?" "No, Dad why?" Dad says "Because you're a Husky" The next day the boy comes home from school and his Dad asks him "What did you learn at school today, Son?" "We played basketball and I was the first one picked" Dad says "Do you know why, Son?" "Because I'm a Husky?" Dad says "No, it's because you're 27" Quote
minx Posted November 21, 2003 Posted November 21, 2003 what's the first thing a UW girl does in the morning? goes home Quote
glacierdog Posted November 21, 2003 Posted November 21, 2003 So I should be hangin out at U-dub, huh? Quote
minx Posted November 21, 2003 Posted November 21, 2003 glacierdog said: So I should be hangin out at U-dub, huh? yep! ....and do you know how she turns on the light? opens the car door! Quote
vegetablebelay Posted November 21, 2003 Author Posted November 21, 2003 Q. What do the Huskies and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ." Quote
vegetablebelay Posted November 21, 2003 Author Posted November 21, 2003 >It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to >know >the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a >living. > >The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a >postman." >The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic." >Then one little boy says: "My name is Johnny and my father is a >striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men." > >The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the >school yard the teacher approaches Johnny privately and asks if it >was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar. >He blushed and said, "No, I'm sorry. My dad's the defensive >coordinator >for the Washington Huskies and I was just too embarrassed to say >so." Quote
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