allthumbs Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 A guy bursts through the door of his house screaming "Pack your bags, honey! I just won the lottery - All 10 million dollars of it!" The wife asks "Shall I pack for the beach or the snow?" He replies "I don't care - Just get out!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted November 1, 2002 Share Posted November 1, 2002 oops; he shoulda kicked her ass out before he mentioned the lottery winnings - now he's only gonna get 1/2! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted November 1, 2002 Author Share Posted November 1, 2002 You're right. Nothing to do but arrange a hunting accident. "But your honor, all I saw was the ass, and I could've sworn it was a bull elk's ass." BTW lawgoddess, I must say you do look superb by the firelight. [ 10-31-2002, 06:14 PM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted November 1, 2002 Share Posted November 1, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: BTW lawgoddess, I must say you do look superb by the firelight. Trask, you're a regular Al Green. Charming, to say the least! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted November 1, 2002 Share Posted November 1, 2002 aw, trask; you're making me blush ... ... on all four cheeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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