Neighborhood watch

[Dave_Schuldt]

"As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man

to see a naked woman who is not his wife.

So, this Saturday at 2:00 p.m. Eastern time all

North American women are asked to walk out of their

house completely naked to help weed out any

neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended

for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs

in front of their house to prove they think it's okay

to see other women nude and to show support for

their fellow sisters.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol,

a cold six-pack at your side is further proof

of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The United States of America appreciates your efforts

to root out terrorists and applauds your participation.

God bless America!!

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON..."

 

[Greg_W]

Some patriotic oral sex is always a good idea, too.

[allthumbs]

Now Greg, that's a great idea! Gurlz, let's get on that lickity split.