Dave_Schuldt Posted October 28, 2002 Share Posted October 28, 2002 "As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 p.m. Eastern time all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they think it's okay to see other women nude and to show support for their fellow sisters. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation. God bless America!! IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted October 28, 2002 Share Posted October 28, 2002 Some patriotic oral sex is always a good idea, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted October 28, 2002 Share Posted October 28, 2002 Now Greg, that's a great idea! Gurlz, let's get on that lickity split. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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