Oh Goodie!

[prole]

The Marx Brothers movie that is Mariners management has decided to keep Milton Bradley on after his latest escapade, a felony arrest for threatening a woman. This makes the act of him dousing himself in gasoline and immolating himself in center field to protest his own victimhood that much more likely.

[builder206]

Maybe they can't release him unless he is *convicted* of a felony. Or the Mariners were just good-hearted when they signed him and never put a released-for-felony clause in his contract. I bet if they could get rid of his salary they would.

Edited January 28, 2011 by builder206

[Peter_Puget]

Shit almost two weeks until pitchers start throwing! The Ms will dump Milton in spring training.

[prole]

The Ms will dump Milton in spring training.

 

As if Arizona didn't have enough problems! This would be a good enough reason in itself to revisit gun control.

[ZimZam]

This makes the act of him dousing himself in gasoline and immolating himself in center field to protest his own victimhood that much more likely.

Burn baby burn. Disco inferno.

[Mal_Con]

The Marx Brothers movie that is Mariners management has decided to keep Milton Bradley on after his latest escapade, a felony arrest for threatening a woman. This makes the act of him dousing himself in gasoline and immolating himself in center field to protest his own victimhood that much more likely.

 

The difference is Marx Brothers movies hold up very well to this day, there is nothing funny about the Mariners management.

[ZimZam]

Perhaps you can make this guy a big time offer. I know he can pitch. Andy