prole Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 The Marx Brothers movie that is Mariners management has decided to keep Milton Bradley on after his latest escapade, a felony arrest for threatening a woman. This makes the act of him dousing himself in gasoline and immolating himself in center field to protest his own victimhood that much more likely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder206 Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 (edited) Maybe they can't release him unless he is *convicted* of a felony. Or the Mariners were just good-hearted when they signed him and never put a released-for-felony clause in his contract. I bet if they could get rid of his salary they would. Edited January 28, 2011 by builder206 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Shit almost two weeks until pitchers start throwing! The Ms will dump Milton in spring training. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted January 28, 2011 Author Share Posted January 28, 2011 The Ms will dump Milton in spring training. Â As if Arizona didn't have enough problems! This would be a good enough reason in itself to revisit gun control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 This makes the act of him dousing himself in gasoline and immolating himself in center field to protest his own victimhood that much more likely. Burn baby burn. Disco inferno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mal_Con Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 The Marx Brothers movie that is Mariners management has decided to keep Milton Bradley on after his latest escapade, a felony arrest for threatening a woman. This makes the act of him dousing himself in gasoline and immolating himself in center field to protest his own victimhood that much more likely. Â The difference is Marx Brothers movies hold up very well to this day, there is nothing funny about the Mariners management. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Perhaps you can make this guy a big time offer. I know he can pitch. Andy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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