todd Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 what do you call a deer with no eyes? -no ideer. what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? -still no ideer. what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no dick? -still no fucking ideer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 quote: Originally posted by todd: what do you call a deer with no eyes?-no ideer.what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?-still no ideer.what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no dick?-still no fucking ideer what do you call a newfie with a wooden leg? shit on a stick what d'you call a newfie with 2 wooden legs then? a waste of wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 Here's a Wyoming joke- Don't tell it in Wyoming- Â what do you call four cowboys in a pickup? a Wyoming double date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
todd Posted March 19, 2002 Author Share Posted March 19, 2002 what is the difference between a catfish and a girl from wyoming? -one has whiskers and stinks and the other is a fish. (i first heard this as a west virginia joke, but i guess you can name any place you feel like making fun of...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honkeydong Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 Yeah, some of those are universal,like: What's the difference between a girl from Bellevue and a girl from Auburn? About twenty-five pounds and a flannel shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nierman Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 I've heard the same format before donkeyhung but it was 25 lbs and a tavern jacket! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost_rider Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 I heard it as one was a snob and the other'd be lickin a honkey's dong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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freeclimb9 Posted March 20, 2002 Share Posted March 20, 2002 You know those boys up in Wyoming found a new use for sheep? wool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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