todd Posted March 18, 2002 Posted March 18, 2002 what do you call a deer with no eyes? -no ideer. what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? -still no ideer. what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no dick? -still no fucking ideer Quote
Dru Posted March 18, 2002 Posted March 18, 2002 quote: Originally posted by todd: what do you call a deer with no eyes?-no ideer.what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?-still no ideer.what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no dick?-still no fucking ideer what do you call a newfie with a wooden leg? shit on a stick what d'you call a newfie with 2 wooden legs then? a waste of wood. Quote
Beck Posted March 18, 2002 Posted March 18, 2002 Here's a Wyoming joke- Don't tell it in Wyoming- Â what do you call four cowboys in a pickup? a Wyoming double date. Quote
todd Posted March 19, 2002 Author Posted March 19, 2002 what is the difference between a catfish and a girl from wyoming? -one has whiskers and stinks and the other is a fish. (i first heard this as a west virginia joke, but i guess you can name any place you feel like making fun of...) Quote
Honkeydong Posted March 20, 2002 Posted March 20, 2002 Yeah, some of those are universal,like: What's the difference between a girl from Bellevue and a girl from Auburn? About twenty-five pounds and a flannel shirt. Quote
nierman Posted March 20, 2002 Posted March 20, 2002 I've heard the same format before donkeyhung but it was 25 lbs and a tavern jacket! Quote
ghost_rider Posted March 20, 2002 Posted March 20, 2002 I heard it as one was a snob and the other'd be lickin a honkey's dong? Quote
freeclimb9 Posted March 20, 2002 Posted March 20, 2002 You know those boys up in Wyoming found a new use for sheep? wool. Quote
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