jon Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 In this epic episode of the Iron Chef, the dazzed and confused molecular biologist jon is pitted against, well, his inability to bake cookies. Although he lacks practically every utensil needed to make a delicious batch of white chunck and macedamea nut cookies, including a sifter, a mixer, and a cookie sheet, armed with an fridge full of beer and his beloved Jurassic 5 cd he is determined to prevail. Krem Ofsomyong Guy: "Iron Chef jon, why in the hell are you baking cookies this late?" jon: "Well...umm...jeezus why are you asking such hard f&*cking questions." Krem Ofsomyong Guy: "Ok, so what is your stategy in this round?" jon: "Well basically I'm just gonna start mixing shit together, try not to spill my beer, and to not fall asleep while they are cooking burning the house down." Krem Ofsomyong Guy: "Excellent jon, this looks like it will be quite an epic tonight." More Iron Chef after a few words from our sponsor, Deschutes Obsidian Stout....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr._happy Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 good luck, jon, my thoughts be with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 jon how did the tofu goat tasting bovine filler cookies come out???? did you use your grandfater recipe?? remember to substitute one cup of power bleach with 3/4 manure to get that soft fresh from the over texture.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 you got any good (ahem) brownie recipies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted February 28, 2002 Author Share Posted February 28, 2002 I didn't think they came out that great, but my coworkers think they taste really good. I don't know if it was having to mix everything with a fork or the part where I accidentilly boiled the butter to soften it in the oven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted February 28, 2002 Share Posted February 28, 2002 thats a pretty good one... "Molucular Biologist uses much suspicious white powder...in cookies....coworkers think they taste ok....100s dead....story at 11." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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