Fruitcake Recipe for X-Mas Climbers

[allthumbs]

1 cup water - 1 teaspoon salt1 cup sugar - 1 cup brown sugar4 large eggs - Lemon juice2 cups dried fruit - nuts1 teaspoon baking soda - 1 gallon whiskey

Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat

Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.

Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup. Turn off mixer.

Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a druscriver.

Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?

Check the whiskey.

Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven.

Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Throw the bowl out the window.

Check the whiskey again.

Go to bed.

Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?

[monkeyboy]

I dont know why I chose to read about a fruit cake recipe but that shits funny!

[pope]

Here's another: one fragile poster, one box instant cake mix. Combine ingredients and stir.

[epb]

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