Zenolith Posted November 13, 2001 Share Posted November 13, 2001 make the passenger seat one of those egg-shaped "sound chairs" upholstered with purple of course. A condom dispenser near the shaggin' station and frame those Nude Climbing calendar pages for the walls. A good hood ornament would be a brass Da Mo (the fat buddah) or maybe Avalokiteshvara, drill it and bolt it on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted November 13, 2001 Share Posted November 13, 2001 I'm thinkin' a pressurized ponykeg system plumbed into a dashmounted tap. Back in my heavy drinkin' and drivin' days, I whipped up a pee tube by drilling a 1" hole through the floor of my Chevy PU and running a hose through it with a empty qt. of motor oil (with the bottom cut off) for the funnel. I know this wasn't an original idea, but it sure as hell worked. Was totally hilarious to take a pee while driving on a hot summer day and watch the tailgater behind me turn on his wipers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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