Dru Posted August 20, 2001 Posted August 20, 2001 vehicle on the market today than the Pontiac Aztek? I hate them. Hate hate hate. Now in AWD. Hate hate hate x2. My "new Car" 1990 Subaru wagon will get crushed by one sometime, I just know it. They look like giant sports Walkmen! And that fake tent that folds out of the tailgate... lifestyle appropriation anyone? I bet no one who buys one will ever actually sleep in it. Bastards. 10 years from now are climber bums going to be driving them? NEVER! VW van will remain supreme. Quote
pen Posted August 20, 2001 Posted August 20, 2001 dru, you're so right. Not only that piece of shit, but so many others too. What's with this new boxy, funky, shit hanging all over look with the new 4X4's and the cars too. Most new rigs are so ugly. My Hummer rules; and I'm not speakin of the hummer I got sat. nite. Quote
jblakley Posted August 20, 2001 Posted August 20, 2001 Got another bivy hummer from your climbing partner Sven eh Pen? You two make such a cute couple. You guys should tie the knot...so to speak. ;-) [This message has been edited by jblakley (edited 08-20-2001).] Quote
pen Posted August 20, 2001 Posted August 20, 2001 really blakeley, sounds like you'd like to join in. Bend over baby. Quote
Dru Posted August 20, 2001 Author Posted August 20, 2001 Why would anyone in PNW drive a Hummer? Too wide for most logging roads. I guess the chick factor is OK. Quote
pen Posted August 20, 2001 Posted August 20, 2001 quote: Originally posted by Dru: Why would anyone in PNW drive a Hummer? Too wide for most logging roads. I guess the chick factor is OK. Dru, chicks really dig my hummer. No shit. It's massive and gnarly and can probe deep into the forest. Quote
Dru Posted August 20, 2001 Author Posted August 20, 2001 so Pen, is the pen mightier than the sword? Quote
pen Posted August 20, 2001 Posted August 20, 2001 no dru, the pen is but a humble mtn. lad looking for his next conquest. Quote
Dru Posted August 20, 2001 Author Posted August 20, 2001 quote: Originally posted by pen: no dru, the pen is but a humble mtn. lad looking for his next conquest. I'm glad you resisted temptation & left the space in between "Pen" and "Is" there.... Quote
pen Posted August 20, 2001 Posted August 20, 2001 quote: Originally posted by Dru: I'm glad you resisted temptation & left the space in between "Pen" and "Is" there.... well far be it for me to be crude. give me some credit drul. Quote
haireball Posted August 21, 2001 Posted August 21, 2001 in the words of the immortal Paul Jakubowski, who used to hand out the van window and howl at the top of his lungs at rednecks: "big truck, small penis!!!" Quote
Jman Posted August 21, 2001 Posted August 21, 2001 quote: Originally posted by pen: well far be it for me to be crude. give me some credit drul. Yeah, whatever pen! Coming from the one who said in an earlier thread, "I'm having a steak and later a nice piece of ass" and "You musta been porkin' your English teacher real good for the lessons huh? Was she fresh outta college or more likely of the geriatric persuasion?" You're such a polite conversationalist. Oh, and then to quote you again from another thread, "We're all sorry to hear of your premature ejaculation problems...Women love us, and pussys like you fear us." Mmm-hmm. [This message has been edited by Jman (edited 08-21-2001).] Quote
pen Posted August 21, 2001 Posted August 21, 2001 jman, you're right. Sometimes I am too crude and contradict myself. This usually happens when I'm responding to a dumbass comment from some duffus. Just because chicks really dig me, and I drive a real rig, doesn't mean you have to jump my mojo. Chill out and go climb something. Quote
jblakley Posted August 21, 2001 Posted August 21, 2001 Pen my man you are one entertaining mofo! Quote
pen Posted August 21, 2001 Posted August 21, 2001 thanks blakley, you, drul and mattp. are my heros! In fact, when I grow up... Quote
Dru Posted August 21, 2001 Author Posted August 21, 2001 quote: Originally posted by pen: thanks blakley, you, drul and mattp. are my heros! In fact, when I grow up... "I don't grow up, I show up. And when I look at you, I throw up." BLAAAAH! Quote
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