billcoe Posted April 27, 2009 Posted April 27, 2009 I received this in my in basket today and thought I'd share with you folks. "Schools are finally starting to teach practical > math that these kids can use in real-world situations! > It's about time! > > > > NAME____________________ > > GANG/CREW NAME______________ > > CRIB_________________ > > > 1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually > misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per > drive-by shootin. How many mofos can Ramon ice on a > drive-by before he gotta reload? > > 2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to > Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what > be the street value of the rest of his shit? > > 3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, > how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support > Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit? > > 4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for > $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he > need to make to gets the 20% upside? > > 5. Desmond gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing > a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 > Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he > steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail? > > 6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for > the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit > money per month, how much money will be left when he gets > out? > > 7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet > and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters > can be sprayed with three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% > paint left over? > > 8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 > girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone > knocked up? > > 9. LaShaunda is a lookout for the gang. LaShaunda also has > a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 > per rat. If LaShaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how > many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's > income? > > 10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates > away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes > Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin > be when he gets whacked?" Quote
kevino Posted April 27, 2009 Posted April 27, 2009 1. ~6 2. don't know what an 8-ball is 3. 2 ho's need to be done 3 times, 1 ho 4 times 4. don't know how much an ounce bag is worth 5. 2 6. 2800 7. ~17 8. 20% 9. 28 10. 440 ft Quote
davidk Posted April 28, 2009 Posted April 28, 2009 kevin, not only did you have the spare time, but you're pretty good at this street math. I'm calling the gang unit! Quote
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