Jump to content
  • Announcements

    • olyclimber

      WELCOME TO THE CASCADECLIMBERS.COM FORUMS   02/03/18

      We have upgraded to new forum software as of late last year, and it makes everything here so much better!  It is now much easier to do pretty much anything, including write Trip Reports, sell gear, schedule climbing related events, and more. There is a new reputation system that allows for positive contributors to be recognized,  it is possible to tag content with identifiers, drag and drop in images, and it is much easier to embed multimedia content from Youtube, Vimeo, and more.  In all, the site is much more user friendly, bug free, and feature rich!   Whether you're a new user or a grizzled cascadeclimbers.com veteran, we think you'll love the new forums. Enjoy!
Sign in to follow this  
Wolfgang Braun

Post Count Increaser

Recommended Posts

 

i can't believe this happened!

 

earlier, i scrapped my spoon and made a small ball from the resin i collected. i had some laundry to do, so set the ball down on my desk.

 

when i finished my laundry, i came up to smoke the ball. apparently, one of my sugar gliders (pics in my gallery) pooped on my desk. it's the evening, and i have thick blue curtains covering my windows. so it's hella dark in here. when i saw a little oval-shaped black poop pellet, i apparently mistook it for my ball of resin and threw it my bowl. when i hit it, i noticed an odd cherry and taste.

 

then, i saw it. while i was still holding the poop hit in, i saw another black ball on my desk. i thought, "no... please no, please don't be my resin" i picked it up and put it to my nose. i thought, "oh god, this is my resin.... and if this is my resin, then i must be... HOLDING POOP SMOKE IN MY LUNGS!" then i exhaled the most godawful hit i've ever tasted.

 

this is what i get for smoking resin

 

my bowl is now soaking in alcohol to remove any residual poop... fuck me.

 

linky to thread

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

 

i can't believe this happened!

 

earlier, i scrapped my spoon and made a small ball from the resin i collected. i had some laundry to do, so set the ball down on my desk.

 

when i finished my laundry, i came up to smoke the ball. apparently, one of my sugar gliders (pics in my gallery) pooped on my desk. it's the evening, and i have thick blue curtains covering my windows. so it's hella dark in here. when i saw a little oval-shaped black poop pellet, i apparently mistook it for my ball of resin and threw it my bowl. when i hit it, i noticed an odd cherry and taste.

 

then, i saw it. while i was still holding the poop hit in, i saw another black ball on my desk. i thought, "no... please no, please don't be my resin" i picked it up and put it to my nose. i thought, "oh god, this is my resin.... and if this is my resin, then i must be... HOLDING POOP SMOKE IN MY LUNGS!" then i exhaled the most godawful hit i've ever tasted.

 

this is what i get for smoking resin

 

my bowl is now soaking in alcohol to remove any residual poop... fuck me.

 

linky to thread

i swear. You post some of the most random stuff! But it is hilarious most of the time.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

(quote=no_way420) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

ok so last nite was my friends bday and they had a small party so me and my girl go over there and do business with 'mary' to them then we left to go do more "business". well we are gone may 30-45 mins, and when we go back to the party (me and my girl were the only ones that werent drinking) and when we get to the party we hear the guy that lives there screaming and shit and my other friend comes up the stairs and is covered in blood! im HOLY SHIT someone is dead, well come to find out my best friend hit this shady kid that has ripped everyone off, except the bday girl and my girl, over the head with an accoustic/electric guitar, and then that shady kid grabs my friend and has him in a headlock punching his forehead, choking him, and hit his eye on the bed post! well it turns out that he said he didnt remember doing any of it, and my friends eye is swollen shut, 11 stitches under his eye, forehead looks like a cheetah, and the shady dude got 14 staples in his head! and the even more fucked up thing is that the shady kid might press charges even though the police even said that the shady kid did more than protect himself...what do you all think about this fucked up situation? (/quote)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

ok so last nite was my friends bday and they had a small party so me and my girl go over there and do business with 'mary' to them then we left to go do more "business". well we are gone may 30-45 mins, and when we go back to the party (me and my girl were the only ones that werent drinking) and when we get to the party we hear the guy that lives there screaming and shit and my other friend comes up the stairs and is covered in blood! im HOLY SHIT someone is dead, well come to find out my best friend hit this shady kid that has ripped everyone off, except the bday girl and my girl, over the head with an accoustic/electric guitar, and then that shady kid grabs my friend and has him in a headlock punching his forehead, choking him, and hit his eye on the bed post! well it turns out that he said he didnt remember doing any of it, and my friends eye is swollen shut, 11 stitches under his eye, forehead looks like a cheetah, and the shady dude got 14 staples in his head! and the even more fucked up thing is that the shady kid might press charges even though the police even said that the shady kid did more than protect himself...what do you all think about this fucked up situation?

Fixed it for ya.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Wolfgang,i think you need to find something to take your agression out on,it will do you good!!

face_job.gif

But when picking a victim make damm shure they can't do anything about it,i work out on a heavy bag,work's for me!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

But when picking a victim make damm shure they can't do anything about it,i work out on a heavy bag,work's for me!!

 

Domestic violence is not the answer.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

But when picking a victim make damm shure they can't do anything about it,i work out on a heavy bag,work's for me!!

 

Domestic violence is not the answer.

 

 

I wasn't avocating domestic violence of any kind,and for as much as some people deserve a black eye LOL,i take it out on my bag,over the years and 3 bags i've only hit a couple of A-holes and only at the last resort,and i still felt like crap afterwards!

 

Oh,i'm not shure if smacking a stuffed Koala Bear can be construed as Domestic violence,but i get your point,but i was just being facetious and hope Wolfgang understude it as such!!

 

I'm perty shure it was a fake Koala Bear unless they drink coffee and wear eyeglasses!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Wolfgang,i think you need to find something to take your agression out on,it will do you good!!

face_job.gif

But when picking a victim make damm shure they can't do anything about it,i work out on a heavy bag,work's for me!!

ok lol...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

But when picking a victim make damm shure they can't do anything about it,i work out on a heavy bag,work's for me!!

 

Domestic violence is not the answer.

It might be in some cases.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

Sign in to follow this  

×