akhalteke Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 Whatthefuckever homo. You wanted to bolt some shit because there was a 20 foot (in your likely exagerated guess) fall at the TOP of a route. That is probably the softest fall you will ever take. Period. If that freaks you out, you got the wrong hobby homey. Is your middle name ego? I PROMISE you could not climb the climb in question. Of course we will never know because you are living with your uncle dad in the south. Its Uncle Sam shit head (fucking kids these days). Kev. I may not be able to climb it. But I will promise you this. I will try and I will not bitch out because I might fall 10 feet. What is this thing 5.13 or something? By the way. I thought you were going climbing? How is that milk treating you? Quote
kevbone Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 sad that you have to ask for a hall pass.... Sad that I am a responsible parent and husband? Interesting. Quote
RuMR Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 have fun...watch out for those mega 10 foot whippers! I will have fun. why do you consider 10 foot fall to be "Mega". Seems kinda silly look up sarcasm... similar to tongue-in-cheek... I know that when you hear "tongue-in-cheek" you most likely think something else in cheek... Quote
akhalteke Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 have fun...watch out for those mega 10 foot whippers! I will have fun. why do you consider 10 foot fall to be "Mega". Seems kinda silly This, ladies and gentlemen is what we call "projection." Quote
kevbone Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 Kev. I may not be able to climb it. But I will promise you this. I will try and I will not bitch out because I might fall 10 feet. What is this thing 5.13 or something? No it goes free at a soft 11c. I have never taken the fall from there and I have climbed it on lead maybe 25 times. I would not want to fall there. You would have to change your shorts after. Quote
kevbone Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 have fun...watch out for those mega 10 foot whippers! I will have fun. why do you consider 10 foot fall to be "Mega". Seems kinda silly look up sarcasm... similar to tongue-in-cheek... I know that when you hear "tongue-in-cheek" you most likely think something else in cheek... So Rumr thinks 10 foot falls are mega now. Quote
akhalteke Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 Kev. I may not be able to climb it. But I will promise you this. I will try and I will not bitch out because I might fall 10 feet. What is this thing 5.13 or something? No it goes free at a soft 11c. I have never taken the fall from there and I have climbed it on lead maybe 25 times. I would not want to fall there. You would have to change your shorts after. WOW! Soft 5.11?!?!?!??! You fucking stud! Quote
RuMR Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 yes kevin...i'm very scared of climbing...i think i will switch to bridge and knitting... Quote
RuMR Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 Kev. I may not be able to climb it. But I will promise you this. I will try and I will not bitch out because I might fall 10 feet. What is this thing 5.13 or something? No it goes free at a soft 11c. I have never taken the fall from there and I have climbed it on lead maybe 25 times. I would not want to fall there. You would have to change your shorts after. WOW! Soft 5.11?!?!?!??! You fucking stud! Quote
akhalteke Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 Wait. This better be Index or Castle Rock or something, because If it is Smith, I wont be able to get up off the floor from laughing so fucking hard. Quote
akhalteke Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 You do realize that I am required to climb in boots with a ruck and a weapon; right Kev? Quote
RuMR Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 or maybe the blue and pink taped route in the back corner... Quote
akhalteke Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 I think its ex38 Fuck! I just shit my pants. I am laughing too hard to wipe! Somebody help! Kev, you fucking asshole! You set me up! Quote
RuMR Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 he has nine lives...how else can he survive multiple 10 FOOT WHIPPERS IN A ROW??!?!??! Quote
akhalteke Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 nahh...he's pretending he went climbing. Mmmm Milk. Sooooooo Sleeeeeeeeeeppyyyyyyyyyy Quote
kevbone Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 The climb in question is at Broughtons bluff outside of Portland. and lets be perfectly straight about this. This climb will never get another bolt and my post was a fucking troll. Later bitches. Quote
akhalteke Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 he has nine lives...how else can he survive multiple 10 FOOT WHIPPERS IN A ROW??!?!??! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Quote
RuMR Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 nahh...he's pretending he went climbing. I'll bet that turkey forged his hall pass... Quote
akhalteke Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 The climb in question is at Broughtons bluff outside of Portland. and lets be perfectly straight about this. This climb will never get another bolt and my post was a fucking troll. Later bitches. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh nice "disclaimer" Quote
RuMR Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 The climb in question is at Broughtons bluff outside of Portland. and lets be perfectly straight about this. This climb will never get another bolt and my post was a fucking troll. Later bitches. oh...he calls "retro-troll"! Quote
Peter_Puget Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 Settle down guys broughton is way cooler than Beacon.... Quote
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