minx Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 We took my son to a pre-season football game several years ago. The half time entertainment was Frisbee catching dogs. Two of the dogs got stuck together midway through the show. Lots of uncomfortable parents. I just about fell out of my seat laughing. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted March 26, 2008 Author Posted March 26, 2008 Yah Doug, we're drifting away from the target again... so hard to keep these kids on point. To refresh: PICTURES!!!1 OF NEKKID WIMMIN!!!1 \ I think you need more help than that if you couldn't recognize an offer to oral. Quote
archenemy Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Time for more pics of nekkid men. I think they should know what it feels like to constantly be reminded of what they don't look like and the unattainable expectation on their appearance. Then, when they start to bitch about it, we'll alternate between the "don't be bitter" and the "no honey, you look fine" and "no, your dick doesn't look small in those pants" Quote
archenemy Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Yah Doug, we're drifting away from the target again... so hard to keep these kids on point. To refresh: PICTURES!!!1 OF NEKKID WIMMIN!!!1 \ I think you need more help than that if you couldn't recognize an offer to oral. Yeah, like an owner's manual. Quote
sobo Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Yah Doug, we're drifting away from the target again... so hard to keep these kids on point. To refresh: PICTURES!!!1 OF NEKKID WIMMIN!!!1 \ I think you need more help than that if you couldn't recognize an offer to oral. Yeah, like an owner's manual. Hey now. Youz two go back and read that exchange again. From the context (i.e., my question as to what was for dinner, the question coming from me), one could easily conclude that archie was telling me to eat my own dick. Not that there's anyting wrong with that... Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted March 26, 2008 Author Posted March 26, 2008 Hey now. Youz two go back and read that exchange again. From the context (i.e., my question as to what was for dinner, the question coming from me), one could easily conclude that archie was telling me to eat my own dick. Not that there's anyting wrong with that... When I read her response, I thought she meant oral. Guess I have a dirty mind. Quote
Doug Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Yeah, but Sobo's from Yakima, an invitation for oral ususally starts with "hey bro, come here". Quote
minx Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 i thought she was serving pork for dinner. its the other white meat Quote
archenemy Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 We already understand that you did not keep up with the line of joking. you don't need to lay it out. for us. really. Quote
sobo Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 I love my men manly. Big and dumb. Thought you liked them hirsute. Quote
archenemy Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Lovely. Men are great, especially during winter when it's cold at night. They are like portable heaters that snore. Quote
sobo Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Yeah, but Sobo's from Yakima, an invitation for oral ususally starts with "hey bro, come here". No longer a Yakimaniac. A Dry-Shittian these dayz... Quote
sobo Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Lovely. Men are great, especially during winter when it's cold at night. They are like portable heaters that snore. Would you prefer that I fart? I can arrange that. Quote
archenemy Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Yeah, but Sobo's from Yakima, an invitation for oral ususally starts with "hey bro, come here". No longer a Yakimaniac. A Dry-Shittian these dayz... More like Yankamaniac Quote
sobo Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Yeah, but Sobo's from Yakima, an invitation for oral ususally starts with "hey bro, come here". No longer a Yakimaniac. A Dry-Shittian these dayz... More like Yankamaniac More like Wankermaniac Quote
archenemy Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price." Quote
sobo Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 You should cross-post that to the Jokes thread. oh man, I gotta sign off and try to get some work done today... Quote
grtmtnchic Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Yeah, but Sobo's from Yakima, an invitation for oral ususally starts with "hey bro, come here". No longer a Yakimaniac. A Dry-Shittian these dayz... More like Yankamaniac See why I left Yakima?! Quote
grtmtnchic Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Time for more pics of nekkid men. But can you get him in a more suggestive pose? Displaying his bounty? That would be nice... I mean you guys get to see tits and ass...we got ass in that pic, but where's the rest? Quote
grtmtnchic Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Time for more pics of nekkid men. I think they should know what it feels like to constantly be reminded of what they don't look like and the unattainable expectation on their appearance. Then, when they start to bitch about it, we'll alternate between the "don't be bitter" and the "no honey, you look fine" and "no, your dick doesn't look small in those pants" 2nd that! Quote
sobo Posted March 26, 2008 Posted March 26, 2008 Time for more pics of nekkid men. But can you get him in a more suggestive pose? Displaying his bounty? That would be nice... I mean you guys get to see tits and ass...we got ass in that pic, but where's the rest? Shriveled up into my ball sac. That was one fucking scary lead without any clothes. All I could think of was what would happen if I slipped... Quote
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