How dumb are you?

[i_like_sun]

OK, thought I'd balance out the how smart are you thread. What's the most utterly pathetically stupid thing you've ever done?

 

[ONE] of mine was continuing to climb while suffering the ravages of mononucleosis. I seriously jacked myself..........

[RogerJ]

I read this thread.

 

-r

[kevbone]

Really dumb for resonding to this lame thread.....Go F@#$ yourself.....oh wait....wrong thread....sorry friend.

[i_like_sun]

Really dumb for resonding to this lame thread.....Go F@#$ yourself.....oh wait....wrong thread....sorry friend.

 

 

Thanks for playing! You really got me on a good venting role today Kev!

 

Next dumbest thing: thinking my hands were clean, then rubbing my eyes, then quikely realizing that they were still COVERED in habenero juice! My eyes are seriously tearing a storm right now! OOOOOhhh the pain, the terrible pain!

[billcoe]

Next dumbest thing: thinking my hands were clean, then rubbing my eyes, then quikely realizing that they were still COVERED in habenero juice! My eyes are seriously tearing a storm right now! OOOOOhhh the pain, the terrible pain!

 

Hmmm, I did something similar except I had finished making salsa with about 3 or 4 hot chilis and went to go pee.

 

15 min later I was still squatting in the cold water I'd run in the bathtub and my wife was howling with laughter once I'd explained what all the frantic activity was about.......but thats so far down the list of dumb things I've done that I don't even number it.

[catbirdseat]

Next time try milk. It works better than water, at least in rinsing your mouth, so it should work in...other applications involving removal of chili residue.

[i_like_sun]

Next time try milk. It works better than water, at least in rinsing your mouth, so it should work in...other applications involving removal of chili residue.

 

 

 

Can you imagine scrubbing yourself in a tub full of milk? Now that would LOOK dumb!

 

Nother dumbass thing: I was at a skatepark in Scotland a few years ago where there was a 20 foot vert ramp (meaning GIANT halfpipe - like X games size). I had just got off the train, and had my bmx bike dissasembled in a bag. I put it together at the park and started stredding this ramp. On one of my airs, my front wheel FLEW OFF. I then ate shit harder than you can ever imagine, and actually got knocked out with my helmet on. Later, I realized that when I put my bike together, I never actually tightened my front axle nuts completely. And that was VERY STUPID.