Police just down the street!

[jordop]

They been practising all day in the rail yard just down the street from my house Caught King of Pain on the way home from work

[G-spotter]

Chicken police?

[jordop]

They must be taking a tantric dinner break cause it's all quiet now.

 

Keef Richards once reportedly flushed a pile of coke down the toilet backstage at a Stones concert when his manager rushed into the room and told him, "Keith, the POLICE are here!"

[RogerJ]

This must be some Sting operation.....

[G-spotter]

There was a cop in the Village People wasn't there?

[Dechristo]

No, he simply had a nightstick