ODE TO SPELL CHECKERS - For Muffy

[snoboy]

I have a spelling checker

I disc covered four my PC.

It plane lee marks four my revue

Miss steaks aye can knot see.

 

Eye ran this poem threw it.

Your sure real glad two no.

Its very polished in its weigh,

My checker tolled me sew.

 

A checker is a blessing.

It freeze yew lodes of thyme.

It helps me right awl stiles two reed,

And aides me when aye rime.

 

Each frays comes posed up on my screen

Eye trussed too bee a joule.

The checker pours o'er every word

To cheque sum spelling rule.

 

Bee fore wee rote with checkers

Hour spelling was inn deck line,

Butt now when wee dew have a laps,

Wee are not maid too wine.

 

And now bee cause my spelling

Is checked with such grate flare,

There are know faults in awl this peace,

Of nun eye am a wear.

 

To rite with care is quite a feet

Of witch won should be proud,

And wee mussed dew the best wee can,

Sew flaws are knot aloud.

 

That's why eye brake in two averse

Cuz Eye dew want too please.

Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye

This soft wear four pea seas.

[sirwoofalot]

Yeah!

[archenemy]

ya!

[catbirdseat]

That one's been around for about 20 years in various forms. It keeps on improving with age. Lots and lots of homonyms to use in your ad hominem attacks.

[Crux]

Before we wrote with copy and paste, we used scissors and glue.

Hard to say which is more obscene, the ode, the checker, or the goo.

[snoboy]

Here's another version form Wikipedia:

 

Eye halve a spelling chequer,

It came with my pea sea,

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

 

Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait a weigh.

 

As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite

Its rarely ever wrong.

 

Eye have run this poem threw it

I'm shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in its weigh,

My chequer tolled me sew.

[sk]

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