Sherri Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 Funny thing happened on my way through the border crossing today: the customs officer said that peanut butter IS NOT a banned substance in Canada. What, are they high ??? While I did not cite my trusted, reputable source(cc.com) which informs the gullible to the contrary, I did allude to having "overheard" this fact "somewhere." The officer appeared to surpress a smirk as she, again, assured me that they are not looking for peanut-butter smugglers. Good thing I took the precaution of packing Almond Butter , just in case. I also had an apple AND a bag of dog food in the peanut-butter-free vehicle. Surprisingly, they waved 'em through. Seems like beef was the only thing on their hit list, far as I could tell. (Had to tell the dogs not to say "moo" as we were looked over by the nice lady. ) Quote
EWolfe Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 (edited) Bwahaha! My Terrorism is back! Kill all Canadians with Peanut Butter!!!! p.s. I guess that's a "no" to my PM Edited April 25, 2007 by MisterE Quote
sk Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 Bwahaha! My Terrorism is back! Kill all Canadians with Peanut Butter!!!! so much for being a better man you know when i couldn't google any news about that i thought perhpas dru was pulling my leg. and then i forgot all about it Quote
Sherri Posted April 25, 2007 Author Posted April 25, 2007 You're evil, MisterE. On the upside, I discovered that Almond Butter makes pretty good sammiches. Quote
EWolfe Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 (edited) Hey, My Bro's an Sis' are different, dontcha know... edit: was that a MIDDLE finger I saw? Edited April 25, 2007 by MisterE Quote
Sherri Posted April 25, 2007 Author Posted April 25, 2007 I googled it too! (found nothing, of course) But, not wanting to take the chance of seeing a perfectly wonderful jar of peanut butter wind up in the bottom of a bin labeled "CANADIAN POISON," I didn't risk it. Doh. What PM, MisterE? Does it involve condiments? Quote
Sherri Posted April 25, 2007 Author Posted April 25, 2007 edit: was that a MIDDLE finger I saw? You know me better than that, pal. Quote
EWolfe Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 No PM? You blocked me!? I am so sad about this...I may not get over it.. Going-into-recovery-Erik Quote
Sherri Posted April 25, 2007 Author Posted April 25, 2007 No PM? You blocked me!? I am so sad about this...I may not get over it.. Going-into-recovery-Erik I bet it got blocked at the border. Perhaps they're not letting all the nuts through, after all... You can always try again. Recovery begins here. Now. I can help you. Quote
EWolfe Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 FerGawdSake, i need something after this weekend of depravity and Iniquity. You are a shining Light.. wait..It seems to be fading.... Erik Quote
bstach Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 The "peanut butter" troll goes down in cc.com history Nice work, Dru. Quote
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