A stylish guide..or some thoughts for spray

[archenemy]

incorrect...

 

its a shared title this year by that dynamic duo

 

kevbeenbonedbypink

I've been thinking.

And I realized that we need sprayers like this to stay. Why? Well, there are some uses for them. For example:

 

Parking your car on them.

 

Sending them to war so they get killed instead of real people.

 

Medical testing (they're stupid like animals; just knock them out and give them a shot.. they won't know what happened)

 

Using them for ammo. We should pack them into missiles and launch them over towards Iraq. The stupidity is potent enough to make any enemy surrender.

 

Target practice.

 

Hamburgers (They want to be in touch with nature, so what better way than to be digested and used as fertilizer?)

 

 

Decorations. Add color to your yard with a few idiots impaled on your fence (Dracula style).

 

Idiots make great scapegoats. Bad day at work? Famine? Plague? Cancer? Blame it on the idiots.

 

They are always good for kicking.

 

They are fun to tease (good for laughs when you're bored)

 

Raw sewage storage (doughheads will eat anything).

 

Idiots, especially drunk idiots, are flamable and make for great campfire fuel.

 

They are great for mixing with cement and throwing off bridges.

 

I am sure there are a lot more fun, practical, and useful suggestions out there. These are just a few.

 

I like to stay on the sunny side of life.

[Seahawks]

seacock of course. or is that one of the other two?

 

I thought we would put your nasty skanky self on there.

[kevbone]

who can be tha stupidiest poster of tha cc.com?

 

 

Thats easy....Archenemy takes that prize.