Such a peaceful group

[foraker]

If my slave is a conservative Muslim woman, can I hate her while at the same time trying to save her from her violent faith, only to discover and come to admire her simple wisdom and inner peace so rare in modernity's frenetic rat race, undergo a transformation, write an award winning screenplay about the story, then use the proceeds to buy her freedom from myself?

 

You don't work for the City of Seattle by any chance? This sounds just like the sort of thing that they'd agonize over for five or six years. Maybe you need a committee to study the problem and a hefty budget for an outside consultant.

[archenemy]

I'd recommend simply crushing her beneath the heel of yoked servitude. You'll be happier in the end. And if you are happier, she is happier.

[archenemy]

If my slave is a conservative Muslim woman, can I hate her while at the same time trying to save her from her violent faith, only to discover and come to admire her simple wisdom and inner peace so rare in modernity's frenetic rat race, undergo a transformation, write an award winning screenplay about the story, then use the proceeds to buy her freedom from myself?

 

You don't work for the City of Seattle by any chance? This sounds just like the sort of thing that they'd agonize over for five or six years. Maybe you need a committee to study the problem and a hefty budget for an outside consultant.

 

Oh Oh,

my current contract will be up in five months and I'll be available. I'll get started on a presentation right now.

[tvashtarkatena]

If my slave is a conservative Muslim woman, can I hate her while at the same time trying to save her from her violent faith, only to discover and come to admire her simple wisdom and inner peace so rare in modernity's frenetic rat race, undergo a transformation, write an award winning screenplay about the story, then use the proceeds to buy her freedom from myself?

 

You don't work for the City of Seattle by any chance? This sounds just like the sort of thing that they'd agonize over for five or six years. Maybe you need a committee to study the problem and a hefty budget for an outside consultant.

 

See what I mean about the complexities of the modern world? I think slave ownership might help liberals return to a simple moral clarity they so obviously lack.

[Dechristo]

Where are all the outraged Islamic men expressing their horror over this?

 

Lakalakalaka jihad!!!!

 

HEY, MAN! I think you got some of that in my Slurpee...

[tvashtarkatena]

Hate what you own, then own your hate.

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's copywrite protected, BTW.

Edited February 23, 2007 by tvashtarkatena

[archenemy]

If my slave is a conservative Muslim woman, can I hate her while at the same time trying to save her from her violent faith, only to discover and come to admire her simple wisdom and inner peace so rare in modernity's frenetic rat race, undergo a transformation, write an award winning screenplay about the story, then use the proceeds to buy her freedom from myself?

 

You don't work for the City of Seattle by any chance? This sounds just like the sort of thing that they'd agonize over for five or six years. Maybe you need a committee to study the problem and a hefty budget for an outside consultant.

 

See what I mean about the complexities of the modern world? I think slave ownership might help liberals return to a simple moral clarity they so obviously lack.

This is an important topic to have some dialog around. For example, the discussion regarding the sign in Wallingford for the new pet shop, "High Maintenance Bitch" is really bringing some repressed feelings and moral conflicts to the surface. People are actually concerned that this sign is derogatory to women. I am thinking that one solution may be that I open a grooming store next to it and call it "The Shaved Pussy". I'll man it with slaves of course.

[tvashtarkatena]

"No, no. No eating Mr. Bigglesworth."