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Finally a thread on which I have expert knowledge. I have supplied my expert testimony on other forums and will do so again here.

 

GoLean Crunch is pretty much crack cocaine. I can go through a whole box in one sitting, no problem. Unfortunately, I will be shitting hay bales the next day.

 

Kashi "Good Friends" Cinnamon Raisin - Delicious, but your "good friends" will be a roll of 2-ply and a plunger. This mixture is more at home in a feedbag than in a cereal bowl.

 

Cracklin Oat Bran - This "cereal" is actually candy put into a cereal box. Outstanding with skim milk, a downright confection with 2%.

 

Kellogg's Allbran - Don't even touch this stuff. Rocket Fuel. Lincoln logs taste better.

 

Cheerios - Oldy but very goody with sugar and a banana.

 

I will be back with more later.

 

This post is really corny.

 

Kudos.

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Grape Nuts - Whether you are looking for nourishment or supplies for the next home improvement project, Grape Nuts (aka pea gravel) delivers. Combined with milk, Grape Nuts competes with industrial concrete after approx. 5 minutes. Budding engineers can be seen building replicas of the Aswan high dam in their bowls, holding back a huge reservoir of milk on which to water ski, etc. This is followed by the obligatory "disaster" where the dam breaks and the milk spills in to kill all the poor farmers who were displaced by the dam's construction.

 

Needless to say, Grape Nuts can be a great source of energy in the morning, and if you can't finish them all, they make a great spackle for the bathroom.

 

You simply can't beat Grape Nuts for weight/volume ratio. I tried to sneak out a backpack full in college and just barely made it out of the dining hall before the straps ripped out.

 

Cobra, your seeming reluctance to post much in the past few months was a sad time in life for me. What a blessed reprieve from nonsense and/or philosophical spray! :)

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Finally a thread on which I have expert knowledge. I have supplied my expert testimony on other forums and will do so again here.

 

GoLean Crunch is pretty much crack cocaine. I can go through a whole box in one sitting, no problem. Unfortunately, I will be shitting hay bales the next day.

 

Kashi "Good Friends" Cinnamon Raisin - Delicious, but your "good friends" will be a roll of 2-ply and a plunger. This mixture is more at home in a feedbag than in a cereal bowl.

 

Cracklin Oat Bran - This "cereal" is actually candy put into a cereal box. Outstanding with skim milk, a downright confection with 2%.

 

Kellogg's Allbran - Don't even touch this stuff. Rocket Fuel. Lincoln logs taste better.

 

Cheerios - Oldy but very goody with sugar and a banana.

 

I will be back with more later.

 

This post is really corny.

 

Kudos.

 

And wheaty, oaty, cinnamony, etc.

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Hear hear!!!

 

Grape nuts (with yogurt, not milk), toss in a couple of raisins and if you're feeling really fancy, some nuts and/or fresh fruit.

 

Stuff'll stick to yer ribs and keep you going as well as a plate of eggs and sausage, but doesn't make you want to take a nap right after breakfast.

 

The really cool part about Grape Nuts though is that it is BARLEY, you know, the stuff they make (good) beer out of.

 

 

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