G-spotter Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Giant mooing snafflecows terrorize Washington village Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountainstyle Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 How nice to live in a town where cow-chasing is the most (news) worthy thing the po-po have to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClimbingPanther Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 snafflecows  favorite new vocabulary word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 "The one-tonne, shaggy Scottish Highland cattle..." Â Â Bull. They'd maybe get close to half that weight...if it were a big bull. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 $2000, can a canadian even fathom what that breaks down into canadian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannible Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 "It's not like a milking cow. They're huge - those horns - you don't know if they're going to attack or what they're going to do," said Sharri Matronic, adding that the cattle have destroyed a retaining wall in her yard and eaten her azaleas and ivy. Â I don't mean to alarm anyone, but I think that this could very well be the beginning of the end; thats right, its the Apocalypse. We can't say that Pat Robertson didn't warn us, I just pray that everyone has started planning the layout of their underground bunkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crux Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 We can reasonably expect the snafflecows to launch an assault upon Ebey Slough by early spring, with hopes to capture the abundant grasses there to fuel an occupation of Everett by the end of summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 terrorizing ecologically as they go - raping the land, fouling the waters, spewing vast quantities of CO2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 1, 2007 Author Share Posted February 1, 2007 I blame Hindus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 and their sacred :pagetop:cows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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