Terror Stalks Granite Falls!

[G-spotter]

Giant mooing snafflecows terrorize Washington village

[Mountainstyle]

How nice to live in a town where cow-chasing is the most (news) worthy thing the po-po have to do.

[ClimbingPanther]

snafflecows

 

favorite new vocabulary word!

[Dechristo]

"The one-tonne, shaggy Scottish Highland cattle..."

 

 

Bull. They'd maybe get close to half that weight...if it were a big bull.

 

[pink]

$2000, can a canadian even fathom what that breaks down into canadian?

[Dannible]

"It's not like a milking cow. They're huge - those horns - you don't know if they're going to attack or what they're going to do," said Sharri Matronic, adding that the cattle have destroyed a retaining wall in her yard and eaten her azaleas and ivy.

 

I don't mean to alarm anyone, but I think that this could very well be the beginning of the end; thats right, its the Apocalypse. We can't say that Pat Robertson didn't warn us, I just pray that everyone has started planning the layout of their underground bunkers.

[Crux]

We can reasonably expect the snafflecows to launch an assault upon Ebey Slough by early spring, with hopes to capture the abundant grasses there to fuel an occupation of Everett by the end of summer.

[Dechristo]

terrorizing ecologically as they go - raping the land, fouling the waters, spewing vast quantities of CO2.

[G-spotter]

I blame Hindus.

[Dechristo]

and their sacred :pagetop:cows