kevbone Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 I see you..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Alright everyone- should I break kevbone's arm? Or just make him pack his bags and leave? You can thank me later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted January 31, 2007 Author Share Posted January 31, 2007 Go ahead and try! I might have to sick on you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Here's me and Bruce's mom, back in the day: Nailed that shut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Here's me and Bruce when he complained about it: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted January 31, 2007 Author Share Posted January 31, 2007 (edited) You old and fat..... Edited January 31, 2007 by kevbone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 You will be old and fat sooner than you think, Mr. Mom. I'd also say "wise"...like me...but, I don't think that's going to happen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 This says it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted January 31, 2007 Author Share Posted January 31, 2007 You will be old and fat sooner than you think, Mr. Mom. I'd also say "wise"...like me...but, I don't think that's going to happen... Better watch out, or you will be at the other end of.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Notice the look on my face; read my thoughts: "take the fucking picture already...". I lured that annoying asshat in for a money making photo op, with the added bonus of crushing his face moments later. Didn't you lose? Aren't we not supposed to hear from you again until next September, Seachicken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 On the other end of an old iron railing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Notice the look on my face; read my thoughts: "take the fucking picture already...". I lured that annoying asshat in for a money making photo op, with the added bonus of crushing his face moments later. Didn't you lose? Aren't we not supposed to hear from you again until next September, Seachicken? LOL now thats funny even you know that Seagal sitting with Carrot tops is funny. What an ass clown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted January 31, 2007 Author Share Posted January 31, 2007 Aren't we not supposed to hear from you again until next September, Seachicken? Hey...Hey....you said "Seachicken".. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Lesson # 1: A band of rogue soldiers have taken over the train you are riding. From the train, they have taken over a U.S. spy satellite and are using it to blow up fertilizer factories in China. They are asking for a billion dollars, or they will blow up every fertilizer factory in the world. Their leader is a guy who looks like he was picked on by kindergarten bullies when he was in college. What do you do?! For this situation, all you need is a butter knife and toast, and you can go on a killing spree. Don’t worry if your enemies went through years of training and combat to hone and sharpen their skills and killing instincts. They’re morons. You can actually have a gunfight with the whole group, do the Macarena in the middle of the crossfire, and you’ll still kill them all without getting shot. Yes, that’s what Steven Seagal would do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Lesson # 2: You are alone and enemy soldiers have cornered you. You have a pistol that has 8 bullets left, and you are facing 20 soldiers who are armed with heavy-duty machine guns. You are good as dead. What do you do?! Steven Seagal won’t cry and suck his thumb in a situation like this. He’d get his pistol, which magically refills itself out of nowhere, to shoot the 20 bad guys. And he’ll have enough bullets left over to kill any bad guy hiding behind his back. And yes, they’re all morons, so don’t you worry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 And yes, they’re all morons, so don’t you worry. Lesson #3: Don't underestimate your enemy. Lesson #4: Unless it's Seahawks. What you see is what you get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 And yes, they’re all morons, so don’t you worry. Lesson #3: Don't underestimate your enemy. Lesson #4: Unless it's Seahawks. What you see is what you get. Lesson #5 You are facing a guy twice your size. He is faster, stronger, and superior to you in every single way possible. And he is possibly a ninja. He wants you to take him on to a fight, mano y mano. You need to take him down, or else you die (duh). What do you do?! If you watch his Steven Segal’s films carefully, it actually doesn’t matter to him if the enemy’s stronger or not. He lets himself get banged-up at first to let the enemy get into a false sense of complacency. When the enemy starts to gloat and begins to launch into a monologue, he strikes. He punches, kicks, and does some other mind-blowing stuff to the enemy. He then grabs the patented Ninja Utility Belt, gets the spork from inside, and kills the guy with it. Why? ‘Coz the guy’s a friggin’ moron. But after all the punching, shooting, and all other manly stuff, he doesn’t get messed up. Just look at him. Not a drop of blood, smudge of dirt, or a hair out of place on him! Forget Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee. Steven Seagal is awesome! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Kevbone, I hope to have enlightened you. Imparting Steven Seagal’s wisdom is a big help to mankind, especially in those situations where armed morons threaten to destroy all life on earth. I mean, isn’t that knowledge practical? You can use it everyday! In fact, I’m gonna use this newfound wisdom at work. I’ll be the CEO of our company in no time. Bruce Lee sucks!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Look at that fat ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Hey maybe him and Kristy Alley can get togather and loose weight togather??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Steven Seagal is awesome! You said it before I could. And kevbone- ignore him. Reading his posts will syphon what's left of your brain out. In fact, after reading all that birdshit, I need to go meditate and recover the burned brain cells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Steven Seagal is awesome! And kevbone- ignore him. Reading his posts will syphon what's left of your brain out. LOL good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted January 31, 2007 Author Share Posted January 31, 2007 Bruce Lee sucks!!! Watch what you say bitch.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Bruce Lee sucks!!! Watch what you say bitch.... Sorry I was told to ignore you or I would loose??? Shit I forgot.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithisheaven Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Steven is a bit puffed up now days dont ya think? Just saw The Belly of the Beast, more like Belly of the East on him. Been chowin down hard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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