tvashtarkatena Posted January 3, 2007 Posted January 3, 2007 I think you may have found a slightly more humane alternative to hanging. Quote
Mr_Phil Posted January 3, 2007 Posted January 3, 2007 There you are Lookin' just the same as you did, Last time I touched you And, here I am Close to gettin' tangled up Inside the thought of you Quote
gslater Posted January 3, 2007 Posted January 3, 2007 I think you may have found a slightly more humane alternative to hanging. Â Wife's idea; "our" money spent on outlandishly expensive tickets. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 3, 2007 Posted January 3, 2007 Don't tell me. You married a Mormon. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 3, 2007 Posted January 3, 2007 It's common knowledge to lay people that Mormon women consider Barry Manilow to be one baby step below the angel Moroni in the celestial hierarchy. And Neil Diamond is one baby step below that. Quote
gslater Posted January 3, 2007 Posted January 3, 2007 Ah. Didn't know about that one. Did know about the "Mormon - trampoline" connection, however. Ever hear that one? Quote
counterfeitfake Posted January 3, 2007 Posted January 3, 2007 So would you rather have to look at the poster, or actually go to his concert next Monday, like I do? Â You don't HAVE to! It's a choice! Take some responsibility for your actions. Quote
gslater Posted January 3, 2007 Posted January 3, 2007 A friend who grew up in a heavily Mormonish part of Idaho told me that Mormon families almost always have a large trampoline in the back yard. Perhaps it's to get all those damn kids out of the house. I don't know. Ever since then (this was back in '97 or so), whenever I meet someone who grew up Mormon, I ask if they had a trampoline while growing up. I'd say that 90+% of them answer in the affirmative, and then they usually ask me how I knew that. Quote
gslater Posted January 3, 2007 Posted January 3, 2007 So would you rather have to look at the poster, or actually go to his concert next Monday, like I do? Â You don't HAVE to! It's a choice! Take some responsibility for your actions. Â Are you married? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 3, 2007 Posted January 3, 2007 Trampolines, particularly with the right partner, have a million and one uses. Quote
G-spotter Posted January 4, 2007 Posted January 4, 2007 (edited) Like getting the kids out of the house so you and your wives can go at it? Â Edited January 4, 2007 by G-spotter Quote
lI1|1! Posted January 4, 2007 Posted January 4, 2007 just wanted to change thread title. Â carry on. Â Â Quote
Raindawg Posted January 4, 2007 Posted January 4, 2007 Dude....would you rather see a 3-story high image of this guy? Go to the Luxor Hotel in Vegas...his mug is everywhere. Â Â Â Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 4, 2007 Posted January 4, 2007 Like getting the kids out of the house so you and your wives can go at it?  Or keeping the kids in the house... Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted January 4, 2007 Author Posted January 4, 2007 Raindawg that is extremely disturbing. Â John, I'll look at Barry all day long before living in the Pearl. Enjoy your brie on first thursdays! Aaah, nice photo, the construction crane in repose, at dawn. Â Fully agree about the hipsters however. I have to wade through them these days at stumptown. It's a sea of sidi shoes and bad haircuts. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 4, 2007 Posted January 4, 2007 Anyone annoyed with those giant inflatables that seem to be everywhere? We had a giant inflatable gorilla on top of the local cell phone store, but they took it down just before I had a chance to shoot it. Â I'm not even going to go into the inflatable Santas. Quote
G-spotter Posted January 4, 2007 Posted January 4, 2007 A giant inflatable unicorn fighting a giant inflatable cyberdolphin beneath a giant inflatable rainbow would be uber c00l though. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 4, 2007 Posted January 4, 2007 An excellent advertisement for a mermaidwear outlet. Quote
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