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I was getting getting some fuel last night at a local mart, and I saw a cop get into her car and drive away, so when I paid, naturally I asked the woman what happened.

 

Some guy came in and got a 6-pack of beer and a pack of smokes. He tried his debit card, didn't work, then a credit card to no avail.

He told the woman he had to call his bank and would be back in a minute. When he came back in, he handed her a piece of paper, both cards and his license and said:

" Here's my drivers license and my cards. I am taking this beer and these cigarettes. That (pointing to the piece of paper) is where I will be. Please call the police in 5 minutes, and give them all of that.

It is the only way I can get clean."

 

As he left, she wished him a merry christmas, waited 5 minutes and made the call.

 

I was talking to a Public Defender at the pub this evening, and he immediately asked me if the guy was fat.

I said I didn't know, why?

A few years ago, some guy robbed a bank with the finger-in-the-jacket-pocket trick, walked two blocks, put the money in a planter, walked another block, and waited.

Same deal - needed to get clean, last option.

 

He thought it was the same guy, as he had only been out 4 months

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i would think jail would be a bad place to straighten out your life.

 

maybe he just wanted to loose weight, iheard that food in jail sucks.

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What sucks is taxpayers pay over $50,000 a year to "reform" this guy.

 

You are right, though.Not the best atmosphere for recovery.

I guess desperate times call for desperate measures. :noway:

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A sport climbing minor aquaintance of mine got ripped in jail (the food) and did a ton of pullups in his cell and came out a year later climbing harder then ever.

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A sport climbing minor aquaintance of mine got ripped in jail (the food) and did a ton of pullups in his cell and came out a year later climbing harder then ever.

 

I can't wait to see this in the new edition of how to climb 5.12

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