EWolfe Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I was getting getting some fuel last night at a local mart, and I saw a cop get into her car and drive away, so when I paid, naturally I asked the woman what happened. Some guy came in and got a 6-pack of beer and a pack of smokes. He tried his debit card, didn't work, then a credit card to no avail. He told the woman he had to call his bank and would be back in a minute. When he came back in, he handed her a piece of paper, both cards and his license and said: " Here's my drivers license and my cards. I am taking this beer and these cigarettes. That (pointing to the piece of paper) is where I will be. Please call the police in 5 minutes, and give them all of that. It is the only way I can get clean." As he left, she wished him a merry christmas, waited 5 minutes and made the call. I was talking to a Public Defender at the pub this evening, and he immediately asked me if the guy was fat. I said I didn't know, why? A few years ago, some guy robbed a bank with the finger-in-the-jacket-pocket trick, walked two blocks, put the money in a planter, walked another block, and waited. Same deal - needed to get clean, last option. He thought it was the same guy, as he had only been out 4 months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 (edited) i would think jail would be a bad place to straighten out your life. maybe he just wanted to loose weight, iheard that food in jail sucks. Edited December 13, 2006 by pink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 What sucks is taxpayers pay over $50,000 a year to "reform" this guy. You are right, though.Not the best atmosphere for recovery. I guess desperate times call for desperate measures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 A warm place to sleep for Christmas With a "new fish" every day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jens Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 A sport climbing minor aquaintance of mine got ripped in jail (the food) and did a ton of pullups in his cell and came out a year later climbing harder then ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 did bubba ripp him one, or was he rippen ones after he ate the food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountainmatt Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 A sport climbing minor aquaintance of mine got ripped in jail (the food) and did a ton of pullups in his cell and came out a year later climbing harder then ever. I can't wait to see this in the new edition of how to climb 5.12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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