I Knew A Guy Who...

[Dechristo]

...while eating a Pizza Hut Sicilian Pan Pizza remarked, "this Ceasarian Pan Pizza is delicious!"

[archenemy]

Sounds like the makings of a good Cannibal Corpse cover

[Dechristo]

alludes at alliteration annoyances

[Dechristo]

would nervously thrust her hands into her armpits then compulsively smell her fingers.

 

[olyclimber]

i thought that was you

[Dechristo]

She was my lover.

 

She was perpetually checking for traces of my scent where I touched her.

[archenemy]

So you touched her armpits a lot.

 

 

Sexy.

[Dechristo]

erogenous zones are where you find them.

 

She peaked at her popliteal.

[archenemy]

erogenous zones are where you find them.

 

Who the hell lost them in the first place?

[olyclimber]

i think he is looking for yours. perhaps you should give him a users manual?

[Dechristo]

That which has not been found cannot be lost.

[archenemy]

i think he is looking for yours. perhaps you should give him a users manual?

How did you know I only date users?

[olyclimber]

google

[G-spotter]

The diff between a users manual and an owners manual is?

[archenemy]

The expense.

[olyclimber]

The diff between a users manual and an owners manual is?

 

an evening alone in bed with a bottle of wine vs. jaeger shots at a crowed bar with a drunken hookup at the end.

[Dechristo]

is the same diff between a owner/ownee & user/usee

[G-spotter]

So does the owners' manual come with a key to the handcuffs?

[archenemy]

No, you have to keep those on regardless of which edition is issued.

[Dechristo]

That's included in the pwner's manual.