icegirl Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Just out of curiosity, Southwest Airlines? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 IG, That is so damn funny I almost filled my trowzerz! Is it really true, or is that a joke someone told you on the plane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 internet joke, not a personal tale, but it's a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.