EWolfe Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 The advent of prosthetics really damaged the wooden leg industry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 And land mines really boltered the prosthetics industry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 They still use rabbits in the harelip industry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 A man lost his eye in an accident in earlier years but now he's older and checking women out, he's real self-conscious about that missing eye. He went to an eye surgeon and was given some recommendations. He could have a glass eye but it would be more shiney than his good eye. He could have a painted steel eye but that would not suit his face. He could have a wooden eye that would appear natural in all ways. Completely undetectable. He chose the wood eye and the operation was a success. Â After the man went home to heal, and it did heal, he'd check his face in the mirror and sure enough, he couldn't tell the difference. But now he had to prove it to himself that others would find the same results. He was very nervous. Â He finally got up the courage to go to a dance but hid in the corner drinking and not looking at anyone. Suddenly he spotted a girl sitting across the dance floor and as no one had asked her to dance, he thought he'd finally give it a shot. Â As he strolled towards the girl he started noticing something wrong with her left leg. As he got closer he saw she had a peg leg. Â Ok, this is it. Sweating, he approached the girl and finally got close enough to ask, "Would you like to dance?" Â The girl, overwhelmed, shouted, "Would I!!" Â He shouted as he was leaving, "Peg leg, Peg leg, Peg leg!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 shouldn't you be working? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 shouldn't you be working? I am a paid internet surfer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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