E-rock Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 I'm sorry for all those times I belayed you wrong. I took a belay test at the local gym last week and got failed by a 16-year-old part-timer. Apparently I'm supposed to belay UNDERHAND with my thumb AWAY from the belay device on the brake hand. No harm no foul right? At least you know I DEFINITELY won't kill you from here on out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 You are a menace to society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Apparently I'm supposed to belay UNDERHAND with my thumb AWAY from the belay device on the brake hand. did you ask him if that thumb position also applies to masturbation? maybe belaying isn't the only thing you've been doing wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted October 20, 2005 Author Share Posted October 20, 2005 Apparently I'm supposed to belay UNDERHAND with my thumb AWAY from the belay device on the brake hand. did you ask him if that thumb position also applies to masturbation? maybe belaying isn't the only thing you've been doing wrong. If I masturbate with my thumb AWAY from the base of my penis, how the hell am I supposed to wrap my hand around it? It's not comfortable to make a ring with your PINKY and your thumb!!! SHeesh. I suppose you do EVERYTHING underhanded huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 I'm sorry for all those times I belayed you wrong. I took a belay test at the local gym last week and got failed by a 16-year-old part-timer. Apparently I'm supposed to belay UNDERHAND with my thumb AWAY from the belay device on the brake hand. No harm no foul right? At least you know I DEFINITELY won't kill you from here on out. Damn It! You coulda killed me!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 I'm sorry for all those times I belayed you wrong. I took a belay test at the local gym last week and got failed by a 16-year-old part-timer. Apparently I'm supposed to belay UNDERHAND with my thumb AWAY from the belay device on the brake hand. No harm no foul right? At least you know I DEFINITELY won't kill you from here on out. Is apology part of your recovery plan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Apparently I'm supposed to belay UNDERHAND with my thumb AWAY from the belay device on the brake hand. did you ask him if that thumb position also applies to masturbation? maybe belaying isn't the only thing you've been doing wrong. If I masturbate with my thumb AWAY from the base of my penis, how the hell am I supposed to wrap my hand around it? It's not comfortable to make a ring with your PINKY and your thumb!!! SHeesh. I suppose you do EVERYTHING underhanded huh? can you see your knuckles or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 TMI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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