knotzen Posted October 16, 2005 Posted October 16, 2005 At Vantage: "And then you have to unstuck yourself..." Quote
Dechristo Posted October 17, 2005 Posted October 17, 2005 Yeah, I've heard there're people with their heads up their asses there. Quote
EWolfe Posted October 19, 2005 Posted October 19, 2005 At the Pub today: Drunk Irish Oldster: "I am the toughest guy here, I could beat up anyone in this bar!" Younger Local (gesturing to me): " Not him, I bet. He's a mountain climber!" (I have never been in a fight in my 43 years) Quote
underworld Posted October 19, 2005 Posted October 19, 2005 at work: "you haven't lived till you have an ultrasound on your eyeball...they put that k-y jelly on it..." Quote
catbirdseat Posted October 19, 2005 Posted October 19, 2005 ..."I just had a colonoscopy. Nope, no anaesthesia for me. I wanted to watch the show." Quote
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