knotzen Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 as many as I can fit into my bra, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted September 27, 2005 Author Share Posted September 27, 2005 Now, I'd have figured it would be a *large* number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Huge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted September 27, 2005 Author Share Posted September 27, 2005 You must have saw that one coming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted September 27, 2005 Author Share Posted September 27, 2005 Anyway, ahem, moving on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 We're all waiting with bated breath... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted September 27, 2005 Author Share Posted September 27, 2005 So, how 'about those Mariners?! Oops, bad joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted September 27, 2005 Author Share Posted September 27, 2005 We're all waiting with baited breath... You might want to cut down on the herring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Actually, someone brought in some smoked salmon this morning. Tasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 (edited) One day the Secret Service bursts into the Oval Office "Mr President we found "Fuck the president" written in urine in the snow on the east lawn." Bush says: "What?! Who would do something like that?" "Don't worry, Sir We've taken photographs and urine samples. We'll catch the culprit" .. A week later they come back with the results. "Sir, I'm afraid we have good news and bad news about the snow incident" "What's the good news?" "It's Cheney's urine" "WHAT?! That's the good news? What's the bad news?" "It's laura's handwriting" BAH-DOOM-CHA!!! (Historical note: This joke has been around since at least the Nixon administration. Update the names accordingly) Edited September 27, 2005 by bunglehead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Knock knock... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 oh all right, since no one else will... Who's there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 banana... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 banana who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 ... knock knock... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 ...resisting the inevitable "make sobo look stoopid again by reeling him in with this tomfoolery" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 oh all right, kurt, the suspense is killing me... Who's there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 ...inevitable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 ... banana... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 ...inevitable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 banana who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 .... knock knock... (No really... I'm almost done.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 oh all right, but just this once... who's fucking there, goddammit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 orange... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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