faster_than_you Posted August 5, 2005 Posted August 5, 2005 You mean, once your friends get married they find you less interesting? How sad for you. Now we're on the same page! I have no doubt married life is superior to the great lonely. 20 years. Singles are often so self-absorbed that they seem.....boring. Now, if I could just talk my wife into letting one of her young, hot, single, self-absorbed, lonely nurse friends join us for some..... Puke o rama FW. You obviously couldn't figure out how to live a thrilling single life. And no worries, some boring single person is probably doing those nurses with no regard for you and your stable bed mate. Married people that are boring, were probably boring before they got married. Quote
faster_than_you Posted August 5, 2005 Posted August 5, 2005 Let's get to a more relevant issue... Married people with kids become...??? I also find people with lots of birthdays are REALLY fun. Quote
faster_than_you Posted August 5, 2005 Posted August 5, 2005 ...The longer you wait... the slimmer the pickings. Well, if you hold that attitude, it may come true, but... I find the pickings are only getting with each and every year. Not to mention, plenty (particularly in America) of those married people end up on the market again. And they tend to be more fun. So are you living your life now, so that you're comfortable in a nursing home? Quote
snugtop Posted August 5, 2005 Author Posted August 5, 2005 I also find people with lots of birthdays are REALLY fun. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted August 5, 2005 Posted August 5, 2005 cobra commander remains unmarried for the reasons listed here but also because when one lives in a lair there is a paucity of hot women (at least, they don't have very good tans) Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 5, 2005 Posted August 5, 2005 Dear Cobra Commander, Dr. Flash Amazing wishes you an Amazing (heh heh, couldn't resist) birthday, filled with lots of fun ballons, kickass presents, and a GI Joe cake so you can symbolically devour your enemies whilst savoring the very best in airbrushed lard/sugar frosting compounds from Safeway Dessert Research Labs. Best wishes in the coming year's subterfuge, espionage, schemes, and conquests! Your bro fo' life, yo, Dr. Flash Amazing Quote
archenemy Posted August 5, 2005 Posted August 5, 2005 thank you! Sure. Say, did you receive the mail-order bride I got for you as your coming-of-age gift? Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted August 5, 2005 Posted August 5, 2005 so you can symbolically devour your enemies whilst savoring the very best in airbrushed lard/sugar frosting compounds from Safeway Dessert Research Labs. This will have a nice cathartic effect, both for my ego, and my colon. Cheers! Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted August 5, 2005 Posted August 5, 2005 Say, did you receive the mail-order bride I got for you as your coming-of-age gift? Yes, but I refused delivery because I've only got eyes for you dear Quote
minx Posted August 5, 2005 Posted August 5, 2005 ruff gawd people you missed the obvious "men are dogs" line. sheesh! Quote
archenemy Posted August 5, 2005 Posted August 5, 2005 Say, did you receive the mail-order bride I got for you as your coming-of-age gift? Yes, but I refused delivery because I've only got eyes for you dear rawr Quote
knotzen Posted August 5, 2005 Posted August 5, 2005 gawd people you missed the obvious "men are dogs" line. sheesh! Surely there's no need to elaborate on the obvious? Quote
archenemy Posted August 5, 2005 Posted August 5, 2005 gawd people you missed the obvious "men are dogs" line. sheesh! Surely there's no need to elaborate on the obvious? You mean spray? Quote
knotzen Posted August 5, 2005 Posted August 5, 2005 You mean spray? But for those that need proof: Quote
flashpoint01 Posted August 5, 2005 Posted August 5, 2005 Wow, sounds like a real problem. Some one should have warned me two years ago. But the stange thing is now that "she" is living with me i find myslef trying to get out alot more. PS if you cant find the brail sign post its right below the heavily wooded forest. Quote
olyclimber Posted August 5, 2005 Posted August 5, 2005 damn, got the inanometer pegged! i've got to get back in the lab and develop some new material. Quote
Ireneo_Funes Posted August 5, 2005 Posted August 5, 2005 Is that puppy just a little bit...tumescent? Quote
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