Smelliest piece of gear?

[slothrop]

What's your stank-nastiest piece of gear? My old windstopper gloves are repulsive from the other side of the room after the average trip and the scent lingers on my hands after repeated washings.

 

Please, no stories of ten-year-old polypro briefs. That's cheating.

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

Your mom's chach is getting pretty stank. Tell her to take a washcloth to that thang, eh?

 

[Dechristo]

What's your stank-nastiest piece of gear?

 

The ritual communal suppository.

[slothrop]

Your mom stole all my towels for use as "sanitary napkins", old boy. I'm fresh out.

[tomtom]

Poop tube.

[Dechristo]

Poop tube steak.