Anyone ever lose a toenail?

[Dechristo]

Lost six toenails in one swell foop a few years ago. Subsequently, had the same experience as dmarch in trying to get the now mutant nails removed surgically.

 

The hassle is, when I get busy with the mistress and that "funny feelin'" is about to pop, my toes autonomically dig into the bedsheets with one of those fucked up toenails and about rip the sucker off when I bust a nut.

[Camilo]

That post and your signature go really well together!

[Thinker]

Lost six toenails in one swell foop a few years ago. Subsequently, had the same experience as dmarch in trying to get the now mutant nails removed surgically.

 

The hassle is, when I get busy with the mistress and that "funny feelin'" is about to pop, my toes autonomically dig into the bedsheets with one of those fucked up toenails and about rip the sucker off when I bust a nut.

 

You should tell Trask to put on the Satin sheets instead of the flannel sheets before you go over. That 'extra slick' factor might just be easier on your toenails.

[Dechristo]

Are you tellin' me TRASK is my mistress?!?!?

 

Fucker's quite fetching in a Teddy.

[fenderfour]

I finally got mine to come off, it made a sucking noise as I pulled it off. I was going to save it but my dog ate it.

 

Awesome!!

 

I had a toenail fall off once. I used it to make other things smell like cheese.