Dechristo Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Lost six toenails in one swell foop a few years ago. Subsequently, had the same experience as dmarch in trying to get the now mutant nails removed surgically. The hassle is, when I get busy with the mistress and that "funny feelin'" is about to pop, my toes autonomically dig into the bedsheets with one of those fucked up toenails and about rip the sucker off when I bust a nut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camilo Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 That post and your signature go really well together! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinker Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Lost six toenails in one swell foop a few years ago. Subsequently, had the same experience as dmarch in trying to get the now mutant nails removed surgically. The hassle is, when I get busy with the mistress and that "funny feelin'" is about to pop, my toes autonomically dig into the bedsheets with one of those fucked up toenails and about rip the sucker off when I bust a nut. You should tell Trask to put on the Satin sheets instead of the flannel sheets before you go over. That 'extra slick' factor might just be easier on your toenails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Are you tellin' me TRASK is my mistress?!?!? Fucker's quite fetching in a Teddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 I finally got mine to come off, it made a sucking noise as I pulled it off. I was going to save it but my dog ate it. Awesome!! I had a toenail fall off once. I used it to make other things smell like cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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