Big Jim Mountain

[Lyger]

Alas! the attempt to Conquer thy mountain hath been fruitless. Me hath seeneth the tracks of the mighty cougar, so future warriors beware. The journey is long and contemptuous, most assuradly so due to the closure of the pathway which four wheeled machines governed by the hearts of man cannot proceed. And although those among us hath complained relentlessly of the missing link between winter and snow, I hath postholed for me thinketh an hour or more through snow that cometh up to my thigheth. I grew weary as I toiled. So I went home.