RobBob Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 The perfect day for a Woman vs. a perfect day for a Man. Perfect day for a Woman: 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses. 8:30 Weigh in 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday. 8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants. 9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil. 10:00 Light workout at the club with handsome, funny personal trainer. 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out. 12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe. 12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30 lbs. 13:00 Shopping with friends. 15:00 Nap. 16:00 A dozen roses delivered by a florist. Card is from a secret admirer. 16:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage. 17:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, primp before mirror. 19:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing. 22:00 Hot shower. Alone. 22:30 Make love. 23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling. 23:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms. Perfect day for a Man: 6:00 Alarm. 6:15 Blowjob. 6:30 Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today. 7:00 Breakfast. Filet mignon, eggs, toast and coffee. 7:30 Limo arrives. 7:45 Bloody Mary enroute to airport. 8:15 Private jet to Augusta, Georgia. 9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club. 9:45 Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par. 11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens. 12:15 Blowjob. 12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par. 14:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay Saffire martinis. 14:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap. 15.15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (nude) crew. 16:30 Catch world record light tackle Marlin - 1249 lbs. 17:00 Jet back home. Enroute get massage from Kathy Ireland. 19:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, Dom Perigon (1963), 20 oz. New York Steak. 21:00 Relax after dinner with a 1789 Augier Cognac and Cuban Partagas Lusitanias Natural wrapped cigar. 22:00 Have fun with three 26 year old nymphomaniacs. 23:00 Massage and Jacuzzi. The girls quietly shower and leave. 23:45 Go to bed. 23:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room. 23:55 Giggle self to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 i don't see the 37 pitch first ascent of splitter alpine granite all free in a day, or massive doses of hallucinogens, on either one of those lists? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 The perfect day for a Woman vs. a perfect day for a Man. Perfect day for a Woman: 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses. 8:30 Weigh in 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday. 8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants. 9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil. 10:00 Light workout at the club with handsome, funny personal trainer. 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out .... wtf is a comb out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashw_justin Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 This must have been the 45-year-old version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 nice pic of your g/f iaxx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 she's high maintenance, yet surprisingly easy to please at the same time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 the perfectest day is the one having the mostest fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 she's high maintenance, yet surprisingly easy to please at the same time nice to be on the other end of the leash for a change eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 she's high maintenance, yet surprisingly easy to please at the same time Hairballs will stain your satin sheets though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 gives new meaning to "in the doghouse" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arlen Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 The cool thing is that Gene Simmons has this day every day. I saw him say so on VH1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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