Scott_J Posted April 19, 2004 Posted April 19, 2004 East coast fella goes into the Irish Times Pub in Butte, Montana. Has a few drinks and then decides to yell..."ALL DEMOCRATES ARE HORSES ASSES." Nearly everyone in the bar jumps the fella beats the shit out of him. A few days later the same fella shows up in the bar. Has a few drinks and yells, "ALL REPUBLICANS ARE HORSES ASSES." With that yelled nearly everyone in the bar jumps him and beats the shit out of him again! As he is lying on the floor bleeding and hurting he looks up at the people of the bar and says, "Just what the hell are you people anyway?" The nearest cowpoke him kneels down and says, "This here is horse country, stranger!" Quote
Off_White Posted April 19, 2004 Posted April 19, 2004 Hey Sisu, you must listen to Prairie Home Companion, they told that one yesterday. Along with... Baby Seal walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll ya have?" Baby Seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club." Quote
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