quicker_than_ewe Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 christ i hate this fucking thread Sure do Nodder! Quote
AquamanJr Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 christ i hate this fucking thread Would you like me to take care of this? hello fellow crime frighter. I could use your help trying to find my dad. He was last seen here, but all I found was the Nodder Quote
Chris_WP Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 Let's get one thing straight, StevenSeagal. I don't trust you. And if you betray us, I'll rip your fucking balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls, got it? Quote
StevenSeagal Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 hello fellow crime frighter. I could use your help trying to find my dad. He was last seen here, but all I found was the Nodder I feel your pain, son. When those douchebags banned Aquaman from this place, all they did was kill a country. Spray was never the same again. Your father was the best sprayer of all time. I'll do what I can to exact justice. I suspect Chuck Norris may have something to do with this. I'll get back with you. Until then, a quiet mind... Quote
Already_on_Top Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 You guys are really weird. Sure are Nodder Quote
StevenSeagal Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 Let's get one thing straight, StevenSeagal. I don't trust you. And if you betray us, I'll rip your fucking balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls, got it? Ah, you see, we're off to a bad start already. Well in case you hadn't noticed, I've historically had some problems with secret government agents who purport to be ont the good side, only to turn out they have evil intentions. Did you see Hard to Kill? That's what I mean. So perhaps you're the one who we should regard with some suspicion. With that in mind...one wrong move from you, and I'll rip your plastic cock off and stuff it up your plastic ass, and string up your plastic nuts with your marionette strings. Got it, cheeto? Fuck with my family...and you DIE. Quote
Chris_WP Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 I'll drill two holes through your dick so that when you pee - it shoots out in all different directions. Got it? Quote
faster_than_poo Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 Hey you dumb super-Nodders, I know someone who is tougher_than_you... Quote
faster_than_you Posted March 1, 2006 Author Posted March 1, 2006 I know someone who is tougher_than_you... Sure do Nodder. All these action heros searching for The Nodder, and saving the world from evil... How about we get a real bad ass, where is James Bond? Quote
AquamanJr Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 James Bond a bad ass. HUh? Where are his gills? Quote
Chris_WP Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 Yeah, why the fuck should we trust you, you douchebag? Quote
faster_than_you Posted March 1, 2006 Author Posted March 1, 2006 James Bond a bad ass. HUh? Where are his gills? So, did you evolve Jr and grow some feet so that you can walk on land Mr. Fish and Chips? Anyway, Bond has a Walther PPK, drives the best cars, and gets all the hot ladies, who needs gills? Quote
AquamanJr Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 Has he ever had a mermaid? I don't think so. Cars are for pussies. I can communicate with sea creatures to do my biding. Quote
Chris_WP Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 All right, you guys. I hate to break this little party, but there are still a lot of bad guys out there. Quote
StevenSeagal Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 Fuck YOU. While you guys have been having your little jackoff party, look at the ass whupping I've been doing on the bad guys: Now cut the crap. You too, Gillface. Quote
faster_than_you Posted March 1, 2006 Author Posted March 1, 2006 Fuck Yeah, Nodder! Looking for bad guys and kicking Nodder-ass on page 42. Quote
Chris_WP Posted March 1, 2006 Posted March 1, 2006 Fuck YOU. While you guys have been having your little jackoff party, look at the ass whupping I've been doing on the bad guys: Now cut the crap. You too, Gillface. That's too bad Seagal, you know why? I'm a smoker. Quote
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