lummox Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 i seen this on nerve.com and was laughing enough to want to share: http://www.nerve.com/regulars/quickies/sexadvicefrom/cowboys/ 'What's a no-fail seduction line?' 'Tell 'em you got a big truck and a big dick.' f-in classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 Is there a no-fail technique for cunnilingus? I just do it every way I can. I just love eatin' it and I never stop. There ain't no way you can't do it good. If you're lookin' for advice, I'd say lick her from the asshole on up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRoark Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 "broom-grab her 'til she hollers" YEEEHHAAAWWW!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 A male friend of mine is having a hard time making his girlfriend come. What's your advice for him? First of all, he should give her to me. Because, goddamn, I'd lick her cross-eyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 ”So tell me Cooter, what's the best way to initate a threesome?” ”The most important thing to remember here is that you got to take care not to make the other one jealous. Believe me, that'll happen. Oftentimes it's a recipe for disaster. Still a lot of goddamn fun though, I can tell you that for shit sure.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted January 16, 2004 Author Share Posted January 16, 2004 check out the scene from 'the cooler' that got cut on nerve.com. fukin great line: 'thats okay buddy. ive had worse'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I love that fuckin' website. Thanks for the heads-up, cocksucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 "What's your no-fail technique for oral sex? Grab her by the pigtails or ears. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 What's a no-fail seduction line? "Tell 'em you got a big truck and a big dick" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRoark Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 What's a no-fail seduction line? "Tell 'em you got a big truck and a big dick" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted January 16, 2004 Author Share Posted January 16, 2004 I love that fuckin' website. Thanks for the heads-up, cocksucker. right back atcha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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