EWolfe Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 Bourbon Helps Carpet Salesman Forget About Carpeting For Awhile HOUSTON—Carpet salesman Martin Janowski, 53, was able to forget about carpeting for just a little while Monday after consuming a fifth of Jim Beam Kentucky bourbon. "For a few glorious moments, I cleared my mind of Anso II Stainmaster Plus and Bigelow Dura-Plush carpeting," said Janowski, a 26-year employee of CarpetMart in Houston. "The bourbon made the floor coverings go away." To help him forget about carpeting tomorrow night, Janowski said he will likely employ Southern Comfort, Wild Turkey, or some combination thereof. -Onion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassgowkiss Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 took him 53 years to figure it out? every child in pland knows it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 they have Jim Beam and Southern Comfort in Poland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted January 8, 2004 Share Posted January 8, 2004 That's beter then the real story about the spill from the Jim Beam distillery that got all the fish drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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